I met someone and she was hanging out of her sandal on the front and back and she saw me looking and I have one of those faces I can’t hide what I’m thinking and she looked me dead in the face and practically hissed, “I WEAR A SIZE 5.” #outsiderart #shoesize #smallshoes #bigfeet #iwearasize5 #originalart #painting #ebayartist #linkinmyprofile #contemporaryart #artcurator #artcollector #toes #redtoenails #sandals

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    I watched a lips tutorial about how to get this lips and this chick drew wayyyy around her lips in a super dark color then filled it in like I do a background on a canvas. I knew then and there – there had to be a sexy pout painting in this little series. Bidding starts at $5 link in my profile #outsiderart #makeuptutorial #makeuptips #badmakeup #today #naiveart #brut #folkart #selftaughtartist #contemporaryart #artcollectors #artcurators #originalartworks #newart #sharingart #igartists #lips #sexypout #lipstutorial

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      From the #youcantmakethisstuffup department comes my first pre-coffee task of the day. I get up to emails my Home Depot account has a new default address and an order I didn’t place. Okay easy enough to clear up and cancel. Then I look up the dude that placed it thinking maybe he’s on Facebook. Yep he is. He is a proud Satanist and all the charmingness that goes along with that (says he can’t wait to die and torture non-believers) and he really prides himself on his superior intelligence …. This is my favorite post. Sorry bro, your order is canceled. #accountfraud #failedhack #homedepot #sorryyourorderiscanceled #youcantspell #precoffee #omg #satanist

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