This is a lady in a red hat. I painted this watching the movie, “Kalifornia” and I absolutely adored the short bob haircut of one of the characters. You can buy an art print of this lady in a red hat in sizes 8×10 and 12×16. But just the art print, you have to buy the red hat elsewhere.
She Took Special Calls on Her Special Phone
Her favorite thing to do was take special calls on her special pink phone. She only called special friends on it. It was sort of like an OnlyFans but before the internet. You can get an art print of this special woman taking special calls on her special phone to hang on your wall, just don’t let anyone ask questions.
Balance is the Goal
The goal is balance. Balance is the goal. Life can be insane, bizarre, hectic, crazy even. But when you manage to find balance, be sure to hold it in your grasp. Just like a green apple. You can buy this art print about keeping balance in sizes 8×10 and 12×16.
Her Thoughts Died Alone
I was once tasked on a team with the dumbest woman I have ever met. Numerous hours of explaining the most basic of concepts. Every single day turned into an exercise in patience and holding my temper because every single one of her thoughts died alone. You can get an art print of this dumb woman in sizes 8×10 and 12×16.
Auntie Irma Looked Like Napoleon
Auntie Irma knew it and was infuriated if people mentioned it, but she looked like Napoleon. Not just a vague resemblance, she looked identical to him. If she cut her hair and had a change of clothes you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference. You can buy an art print of this woman who definitely does NOT look like Napoleon. I repeat, she does NOT look like Napoleon.
