Category: Acrylic Art

  • All Further Communication Will Go Through My Attorney

    Someone threatened to sue me for telling the truth. What a joke. Everyone knows lies eventually grow mold and stink – truth never does – that’s why it always comes out on top and outlives any lie.

    This is a 4×6 acrylic and ink on a vintage photo from around 1930s.
    Write me if you’d like to purchase or you can buy through the ArtFinder Gallery Online


  • She Used Many Expensive, Holistic Treatments for Pink Eye

    This is an original painting on wood 5×8 and done in acrylics. Originally it was going to be about people that annoy me so badly they give me pink eye and an early version of this painting read, “Some people give me pink eye with their mere being….”

    Then I decided to really give her a whoppin’ case of pink eye and all these expensive holistic treatments she thinks will work. And no, I am not knocking homeopathy. I’m all for the body healing itself naturally but there’s a time and place for antibiotics too.

    If you’re interested in owning this piece – it’s for sale through Saatchi Gallery or you can contact me directly at 3@3amgallery.com. Always good to hear from people! DSCN0350


  • What I am working on right now

    I’ve pretty much made up my mind I am leaving Ebay. I have made up my mind I am only going to sell $10 and under paintings on Ebay.

    It was a great place to sell art and I have met some of the coolest people, but unless you spend a lot of money on different types of listings you aren’t favored in search results anymore, and the type of buyer  that just wants the lowest price that they are now attracting is just making it a place I can’t make a living anymore. Time to diversify.

    I had a woman recently write me and offer to take 2 paintings off my hands for the price of one.  Another one got her art and then her payment bounced and she is basically refusing to make it good. She got her art and she pointed out to me, I can paint more right??? It’s like poof, more paintings….it’s not like I am really out anything like you know, someone that owns a store with merchandise. I can make more. Ugh …. people….

    Okay enough kvetching. Here is what I am working on (poof! More art) today.
    None of these pieces I am sharing below are done.
    Starting from the left – 2 kitties “It Will Be Better” – needs more layers of paint.
    Next is “Artist’s Ideas” – I haven’t decided if I am doing this in watercolor or acrylic or oil yet.
    Then, close up of a goat girl – she’s part of a much larger piece this is an ACEO (2.5×3.5 inches)
    Next row – The Sneeze ACEO
    and Anger ACEO

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  • BBW Art – Apple Picker Acrylic on Wood

    s-l1600 (3)This is a fun little painting. I love painting BBWs (Big Beautiful Women if you haven’t seen that before).

    Here is the info on this little painting:

    Size: 3×3
    Material – wood
    I used ink and acrylic on this and the piece is sealed under varnish.
    Price : $15 – shipping is free (US only)
    International shipping will normally run around $9.

    If you’d like to purchase this piece – just contact me below!
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  • That Time the Baby Ate the Seeds original acrylic outsider art

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    I did my very best to keep my kids from putting random stuff in their mouths when they were babies. Wasn’t a lot of random stuff to find – but my daughter managed to nearly give me a stroke when she was about 18 months old. I thought she was snoozing on the love seat (famous last mom words right?) and I went to return a phone call, turned around as I was dialing, and she’d put one of my tiny hoop earrings in her mouth and swallowed. This was a kid what would spit back peas or yams like a champ – that earring went straight down….

    I flipped out and called the doctor and she said, it would probably pass through but obviously watch it for a day  and if nothing showed up in her diaper, bring her in.
    So I waited, fed her extra, and sure enough there it was in the diaper. I boiled it and stuck it in her baby book with the story…. she was sufficiently grossed out when she got older.
    As was her younger brother when he learned the story of the greenish gold hoop earring. 🙂

    This piece is 8 x 10 and currently for sale for $145- if you’d like to buy it directly from me, just contact me below:
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  • My Inner Child Wears Fuzzy Bunny Slippers

    $_12I’ve done a couple of self portraits of my inner child – this one is the closest I think.

    She holds a skull for my totally morbid sense of humor, her hair is every color mine has been, I always try to have some lipstick on, and of course I freakin’ LOVE to eat so she’s got a great bag of Inner Child Chow. Fuzzy bunny slippers are cuz i like my tootsies WARM.

    The Original is Sold 🙂 

    If you’re interested in commissioning a similar piece for yourself or a gift,  just contact me!

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  • Just Admit it Bill, Acrylic 5×7

    Bp7RE64I’ve been following Bill’s story with great interest. It’s amazing to see how what this man has been accused of can literally divide a room. He’s a brilliant guy, there’s no denying that.

    But evil?

    That remains to be seen. I will say that my personal opinion that belongs to me is no one wants to known as the woman drugged and raped by Bill. Women don’t usually gather in groups to claim they’ve been drugged and raped.

    Size : 5×7-inches

    Type: acrylic painting

    Price: $50 with free shipping (US only)

    Write me at 3@3amgallery or just use the handy dandy form below.

     

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  • Lost Gods – How the Owl Goddess Came to Be

    10892008_10152461946091020_1543544805082196444_n $_12 (31)So I had this vintage photo and her eyes had been scribbled out and her face penciled over with random lines – in short – someone didn’t like her.  I thought since I don’t know the history and I thought she had really fierce eyes from what I could see, I  would turn her into a forgotten goddess with fierce eyes and then she became an owl.

    Sold!


  • I would exercise more if I had a bubble machine

    This is an original 5×7 acrylic painting.  And it’s sold!

    If you’d like to order a similar piece for yourself or for a gift, just fill out the form below!
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