For your eyes, look and see : The Insulting Chunkle!
He is rude and obnoxious and his insults aren’t very good but hey, he tries.
He likes to use enormous words when he insults people that he doesn’t really understand and he uses them incorrectly.
Sometimes though, The Insulting Chunkle is entertaining – sometimes.
Size : 6-inches by 9-inches
Ink, watercolor on 140lb paper
Sometimes a feeling creates a person.
Like the other night, I had a great chat with an old friend and then had a great dinner with my partner Skinney and sat down to paint. I was feeling great and apparently feeling great is in the form of black hair and green eyes.
I have no idea who she is but I bet she’s nice 🙂
Size : 9-inches by 12-inches
Ink, watercolor on 140lb cold pressed paper.
There is a one inch boarder for easy framing!
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I get asked this a lot and I was typing a response when I decided to see if there any better explanations than my own and yes, yes indeed there was – check this out
This is far more detailed than my short and sweet –
►cold pressed – textured and less vibrant color
►hot pressed – smooth and more vibrant color
Read the whole article about hot and cold press watercolor paper differences here – it’s great!
This is the amazing Maggot Girl.
And she is amazing – she puts on her own make up but no one knows HOW.
And won’t even get into how she ties her bikini top on or even why she wears one.
Yes the Maggot Girl IS truly amazing.
Size : 6-inches by 9-inches
Ink, watercolor on 140lb paper
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This came from a story related to me by a friend.
He had not talked to her in a long time, hadn’t really even thought about her.
He moved on years and years ago.
And then a friend of hers came up and said, “Andrea will be okay”.
Like he’d been laying awake all night in bed worrying all this time….
So, just know, Andrea will be okay. 😀
Size : 10-inches by 8.25-inches
Ink, watercolor on photo from 1900-1920
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This is the Bunny Queen
She is very kind and good to her subjects
They get good food to eat all the time and carried around in baskets.
Size : 4-inches by 8.25-inches
Ink, watercolor on photo from 1950
Don’t you hate it when you’re trying to sleep in on a Saturday morning and those darned atheists come knocking on the door to discuss reality?
Oh wait, that never happens.
Size : 3.75-inches by 5.25-inches
Ink, watercolor on original photo from the 1950’s
I was sketching a bright flower and then I thought it should be bending down with a tiny frog on it -just balancing.
and here you go – it happened!
I like his little smile, like “I’ve got this!” and he’s not going to fall off.
Size : 6-inches by 9-inches
Ink, watercolor on 140lb cold pressed paper.
This has been making me giggle for 2 days.
I found this rancid children’s book in a pile of old books I bought called “Prayers and Hymns”. Maybe it was watching too much “Fido” or a love of zombies, but the cover of the book turned into zombie children praying, well what would zombies pray for?
Humans of course! They are delicious apparently!
So I redid the lettering to read, “Prayers for Humans” 😀
It’s drying right now but here are a few shots they are a little darker than the piece actually is:
Here’s a scan (it finally got dry enough)
This piece is currently up for auction on Ebay, I can promise it will go fast