The goal is balance. Balance is the goal. Life can be insane, bizarre, hectic, crazy even. But when you manage to find balance, be sure to hold it in your grasp. Just like a green apple. You can buy this art print about keeping balance in sizes 8×10 and 12×16.
Category: Fine Art Print
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Balance is the Goal
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Auntie Irma Looked Like Napoleon
Auntie Irma knew it and was infuriated if people mentioned it, but she looked like Napoleon. Not just a vague resemblance, she looked identical to him. If she cut her hair and had a change of clothes you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference. You can buy an art print of this woman who definitely does NOT look like Napoleon. I repeat, she does NOT look like Napoleon.
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Celestial Couple
Such a lovely couple, the sun and the moon. They reign serenely, peacefully. Not a care nor fear in the world. For they have eachother, and that is all that matters. You can purchase an art print of this peaceful sky couple on museum-quality posters. This print would make a lovely addition to your room, office, or wherever you wish to put it.
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Grass Fashion
This woman had a great idea, she had the idea to make a fashion line entirely out of grass. Unfortunately, it wasn’t a big hit with the masses. Her clothing line was met only with jeers and bees. You can purchase an art print of this woman with grass fashion in sizes 8×10 and 12×16.
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Amputee Woman with Three Green Apples
It’s an amputee woman with three green apples. What more do you want me to say? It’d make a helluva conversation piece hanging up on your wall. Your friends or guests come over, and they ask “why is there a woman with no legs and three green apples hanging up on your wall?” Now you have a conversation to lead to all the others that night. You’re welcome. You can get an art print of this amputee woman with three green apples in sizes 8×10 and 12×16.
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Do Not Assume What Life Has Handed Me
Do not assume life has been kind to me, do not assume life has gifted me happy things when it could have gifted me nothing but sorrow. Assume everyone has been through hardship before assuming their life has been carefree and pleasant. You can buy an art print of this woman who has been through many a hardship in sizes 8×10 and 12×16.
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Sara’s Cowbell Skills
Everybody said that Sara’s cowbell playing skills were unmatched by anyone. No one in the whole world could match her skills for playing the cowbell. Her cowbell playing skills were so great they were told in legends for centuries after she passed. Some say you can still hear her cowbell playing in her hometown if you listen closely. You can buy an art print of this cowbell playing legend, but no cowbell comes with it, that’s gonna be a separate purchase.
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I Require Rose-Tinted Glasses At All Times
Do you ever have some stressful factors in your life that require rose-tinted glasses? So does this woman, but she needs them all the time. It’d be almost impossible to figure out how much stress this woman has, considering she doesn’t even take them off while she sleeps. You can buy an art print of this woman with rose-tinted glasses, rose-tinted glasses sold separately.
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Positively Fabulous, Too Fabulous Even
Every time she went for a stroll, all the men would drop their jaws and stare. All the women would give her a dirty look, and then one woman spoke up and said “You are too fabulous for this neighborhood!” She took those words to heart and so she went and left to somewhere huge. You can buy an art print of this fabulous lady, no guarantee she’ll come to your town though in person.