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Grass Fashion


This woman had a great idea, she had the idea to make a fashion line entirely out of grass. Unfortunately, it wasn’t a big hit with the masses. Her clothing line was met only with jeers and bees. You can purchase an art print of this woman with grass fashion in sizes 8×10 and 12×16.

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Amputee Woman with Three Green Apples


It’s an amputee woman with three green apples. What more do you want me to say? It’d make a helluva conversation piece hanging up on your wall. Your friends or guests come over, and they ask “why is there a woman with no legs and three green apples hanging up on your wall?” Now you have a conversation to lead to all the others that night. You’re welcome. You can get an art print of this amputee woman with three green apples in sizes 8×10 and 12×16.

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Do Not Assume What Life Has Handed Me


Do not assume life has been kind to me, do not assume life has gifted me happy things when it could have gifted me nothing but sorrow. Assume everyone has been through hardship before assuming their life has been carefree and pleasant. You can buy an art print of this woman who has been through many a hardship in sizes 8×10 and 12×16.

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Sara’s Cowbell Skills

Everybody said that Sara’s cowbell playing skills were unmatched by anyone. No one in the whole world could match her skills for playing the cowbell. Her cowbell playing skills were so great they were told in legends for centuries after she passed. Some say you can still hear her cowbell playing in her hometown if you listen closely. You can buy an art print of this cowbell playing legend, but no cowbell comes with it, that’s gonna be a separate purchase.

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I Require Rose-Tinted Glasses At All Times


Do you ever have some stressful factors in your life that require rose-tinted glasses? So does this woman, but she needs them all the time. It’d be almost impossible to figure out how much stress this woman has, considering she doesn’t even take them off while she sleeps. You can buy an art print of this woman with rose-tinted glasses, rose-tinted glasses sold separately.