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Cool Zombie Frank Improved Photo Original Art Outsider Art Watercolor OOAK

Frank was the coolest Zombie ever.
He had blood in his sideburns before the other zombies even thought about it.
Everyone wants to be like Frank.

Size : 5.5-inches by 4.5-inches
Ink, watercolor on antique photo from the 1940s – 1950s

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Cool Zombie Frank Improved Photo Original Art Outsider Art Watercolor OOAK | eBay.

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Til Death do US Part Original Painting Improved Photo Original Art Outsider 3AM

Til Death Do Us Part – πŸ™‚
Marriage or not – it’s good to have a solid commitment
BONUS – my thumb smudged blue paint on the edge of this photo and you may implicate me in the crime of your choosing!

Size : 8.5-inches by 10.5-inches
Ink, watercolor on antique photo from the 1940’s

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Til Death do US Part Original Painting Improved Photo Original Art Outsider 3AM | eBay.

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Psycho EX Girlfriend Original Painting Watercolor Painting Original Art 3AM | eBay

Psycho EX Girlfriend Original Painting Watercolor Painting Original Art 3AM | eBay

This was equal parts sad and funny.
A year or so after Skinney and I were living together, this ex-girlfriend of his started trying to contact him.
She didn’t have our unlisted phone number, so she started emailing to what she thought was his email address, trouble is – it was mine.
So she’s sending these total hooker photos in vintage lingerie asking him to get in touch and she’s sending them to ME not him.
If you sent a photo of yourself along with some sexy text to someone and they didn’t respond, would you keep doing it?
For how long?
After about a year, she stopped.
People are amazing.
If you look closely – her pupils are hearts.

Psycho EX Girlfriend Original Painting Watercolor Painting Original Art 3AM | eBay.

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The Night I Kicked Her Off the Porch – Psycho Ex Girlfriend

One night, long ago, this ex-girlfriend of my partner’s showed up on our porch.
Just showed up at around midnight.
She was only wearing boots and a coat that kept falling open and thought we’d be freakin’ delighted to let her come in.
I just have this limit of one psychotic ex at a time in our lives and well, that position was taken at that time – there was just no room for her
So, we said “no, please go and buh-bye” and she threw a nuclear hissy fit on our porch, so we asked her to leave.
I can only hope she found pants.

Size : 9-inches by 12-inches
Ink, watercolor on 140lb cold pressed paper.

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Currently up for sale at Ebay πŸ™‚

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