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Celestial Couple


Such a lovely couple, the sun and the moon. They reign serenely, peacefully. Not a care nor fear in the world. For they have eachother, and that is all that matters. You can purchase an art print of this peaceful sky couple on museum-quality posters. This print would make a lovely addition to your room, office, or wherever you wish to put it.

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Grass Fashion


This woman had a great idea, she had the idea to make a fashion line entirely out of grass. Unfortunately, it wasn’t a big hit with the masses. Her clothing line was met only with jeers and bees. You can purchase an art print of this woman with grass fashion in sizes 8×10 and 12×16.

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Amputee Woman with Three Green Apples


It’s an amputee woman with three green apples. What more do you want me to say? It’d make a helluva conversation piece hanging up on your wall. Your friends or guests come over, and they ask “why is there a woman with no legs and three green apples hanging up on your wall?” Now you have a conversation to lead to all the others that night. You’re welcome. You can get an art print of this amputee woman with three green apples in sizes 8×10 and 12×16.

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No Playing for Foamy


Nobody ever played with Foamy, mostly because he foamed at the mouth and may or may not have had rabies, but that’s no excuse to not play with him! But back to the postcard, send this nice postcard to someone you haven’t seen in a while to come and play. You’re not Foamy, are you?

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Janet’s Power


Thank God for Janet, she singlehandedly stopped starvation in the valley by praying that it would end. Of course, she could have given food to these starving people. But that’s a bit too much work, it’s her food after all. Why would she do that when she can think about it stopping instead? You can buy a coffee mug of this absolute hero in sizes of 11oz and 15oz.