Dad of the Year Award Goes To…Not Him

This was inspired by a rather annoying conversation I had with someone who was complaining he paid child support every month, he bought his kids video games, and clothes periodically throughout their lives and he got them something for Xmas every year,  and his now grown kids didn’t have much to do with him.
And he doesn’t get it is the sad part.
He only contacted them 4-5 times a year and when he did often just an email.
Clearly they wanted a DAD in their lives not some “buy you what you want/need” father.
Hope he figures it out someday.

Size : 6-inches by 8.25-inches
Ink, watercolor on photo from 1900-1920

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    Windra’s Magic

    Do you know Windra?
    Only the unique and unusual can see her – and if you’re lucky enough to be unique and unusual you can see her magic too!


    Size : 10-inches by 8.25-inches
    Ink, watercolor on photo from 1900-1920

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      He Did Not Know He Actually Married a Cockroach

      No one attending the wedding wanted to ruin the big day for the ever-so-proud groom, but the bride was a cockroach.
      Everyone but the loving groom could see.
      I wonder how the marriage worked out?

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      Size : 2.5-inches by 3.5-inches
      mixed media Artist Trading Card 🙂

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        A Kiss for Every Fish

        “A kiss for every fish!” said the mermaid and she did!

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        Size : 2.5-inches by 3.5-inches
        mixed media Artist Trading Card 🙂

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          Do Not Have a Foot Fetish

          I get a lot of orders from people that collect our art for specials they want to buy directly.
          So I got an email from a guy that wanted 31 drawings of a feet and he had very specific colors for the toenails.
          All I said was, “Cool, that’s a different foot for each day of the month.”
          This guy FREAKS out on me and calls me on Skype and starts yelling, “I DO NOT HAVE A FOOT FETISH!!!!!!!!!!”
          After 30 minutes of yelling about his non-existent foot fetish – he chilled out and I asked him if he still wanted his artworks.
          Yes, yes he did.

          Size : 2.5-inches by 3.5-inches
          mixed media Artist Trading Card 🙂

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            The Parakeet of Death!

            I recently read that Richard Ramirez, “The Nightstalker” serial killer died in prison recently and then I thought of a few other serial killers.
            Remember “Son of Sam” David Berkowitz? He thought his neighbor’s dog was possessed by Satan or something like that and compelling him to go kill people.
            I just think he wanted to kill people but then I thought I wonder if anyone has ever claimed to be influenced by a parakeet and what would that look like?

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            Size : 2.5-inches by 3.5-inches
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              Mrs. Cockroach will bring the mac and cheese to the luncheon

              Mrs. Cockroach made mac and cheese!
              It’s an old family recipe – no, you do not want to know what is in it.

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                Phoenix – Our Ginger Cat :)

                I want to tell you about Phoenix.
                Phoenix was a ginger cat.
                He was a super aggressive, biting, scratching, bastard of a cat and he could be equally as loving and sweet when he wanted to be.
                He was filled with the personality of 10 cats and it was a pleasure to know him all in all, scratches and missing chunks of flesh aside…
                One day we went to the store and when we came home – we found him laying in the street.
                Some assclown had hit him and kept right on going apparently.
                I still to this day can’t figure out what even lured him in that direction, he never went to the street.
                I still miss him and his big time meows in the morning when our need for sleep was interrupting his breakfast plans. 😀
                ginger cat

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                  Ladybug and Leaf

                  I’ve been totally kvetching about “WHERE ARE THE LADYBUGS?”
                  I mean seriously, they aren’t around anymore that I see.

                  And today I was out in the garden and we have these 3 cherry trees that have the amazing cherries with worms in them every year.
                  And I noticed a leaf was curled up, and so I uncurled the leaf slowly and this lady bug jumps out like , “Hey!!! I’m eatin’ these aphids here! Go away!”
                  So I gently and slowly curled that leaf back up 🙂
                  Glad to see a ladybug though.

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                  Size : 2.5-inches by 3.5-inches
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                    Up At Night Watching Owls on The Animal Planet Channel

                    I love owls.
                    I find them infinitely fascinating.
                    Just the other night I wound up sitting up watching Animal Planet (I don’t watch my television ever) and was just riveted to this show about this mother owl ….
                    Will her babies grow up and fly away?
                    Will she catch a rabbit tonight?
                    Well, hell let’s stay until 2 in the morning figuring that one out.

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