Obtuse

This piece isn’t about anyone in particular, it’s just a general statement – I detest obtuse people.
I mean life is too short to constantly explain things to someone that just doesn’t get it or continually says stupid stuff.
That’s why i drew her kinda simple looking, with a dull manner about her.
Even the letters of the word, “Obtuse” are frustrated and trying to get away from her.
That’s why I love Ebay.
My collectors get my weird sense of humor and I love my friends for that too!
😀

Size : 4.5-inches by 2.5-inches
acrylic paint on wood sealed under several layers of clear varnish

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    Girls Don’t Take Apart Trucks. Yes, We Do.

    I found this sentence in a book for school counselors to discuss puberty with boys and girls and this particular paragraph was referring to how much easier girls are than boys to discuss this with – because girls don’t do butch things like take apart trucks – I beg to differ.
    😀

    Size : 3-inches by 2.5-inches
    acrylic paint on wood sealed under several layers of clear varnish

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      Not a Single One of These Apples are Poisoned. Really, They Aren’t

      None of these apples are poisoned. really why would you think that?
      No none of them, really just try one…. you can trust me.
      😀

      Size : 3.5-inches by 4.5-inches
      Ink, watercolor on antique flashcard from the 1940s

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        Maggot Man watercolor on 140lb paper

        Some people act like maggots. 😀
        This was inspired by a priest I saw in the paper that had done some pretty rude things to children and he BLAMED the kids.

        Size : 3.5-inches by 5.5-inches
        Ink, watercolor on 140lb cold pressed paper.

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          Cat in Her Lap Watercolor & Ink :)

          This was inspired by some random woman I saw when we were out driving around. She looked so happy on her porch just holding her ginger cat watching the traffic roll by.

          Size : 3.5-inches by 5.5-inches
          Ink, watercolor on 140lb cold pressed paper.

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            Mona Turned Into a CoffeeCup

            Once upon a time there was a girl named Mona who was so rude and nasty  that she got turned into a coffee cup.
            True Story.

            Size : 3.5-inches by 5.5-inches
            Ink, watercolor on 140lb cold pressed paper.

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              Brain Injury – What it Looks Like

              My partner has a brain injury – now you’d never know it to look at him, he’s sharp as ever but sometimes just  sometimes his brain injury takes over and says the RUDEST things in order to get along with someone with a brain   injury you have to understand – it’s not them talking to you, it’s the brain injury.
              Another cool aspect of brain injuries is they make the person that has completely uninterested in learning about their own condition – so it’s up to you.

              I used to get really upset but then I started reading books about brain injuries, and realized what the issue was.

              So I can’t keep doing the same thing expecting a different outcome so I now say, “Tell your brain injury it’s being a jerk and I am not talking to it”.
              And everything chills out 🙂
              This is what I imagine that nasty little brain injury looks like:

              He’s filled with rage and he’s got almost no ears so he can’t listen and you cannot reason with him.
              He’s filled with molten venom and will say ANYTHING to be hateful and hurtful.
              Fortunately I don’t see him too often anymore.

              Size : 3.5-inches by 2.75-inches
              Ink, watercolor on 140lb cold pressed paper.

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                Party in the Pasture – Sheep Series :)

                Imagine a pasture with a lot of sheep, doing different things 🙂
                These sheep are having a party!

                Size : 9-inches by 12-inches
                Ink, watercolor on 140lb cold pressed paper.

                Currently available at Ebay!

                Previous paintings in the sheep series – currently over 50 have been done.
                Catholic Schoolsheep             Sheep Don’t Drink        Be the Black Sheep         Sheep are not Nurses

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                Party in the Pasture

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                  Go Enjoy Your Life and Leave Me Alone Watercolor Original Art Original Painting | eBay

                  I detest people who are perpetual victims.
                  I’m saying I don’t have compassion for anyone in a bad situation. I do.
                  I’m not saying everyone has to fight, fight, fight for every inch but I really hate people who toss up their hands and just decide “Woe is me” when situations that require actual effort and honesty on their part occur because it’s too much trouble to come clean admit that perhaps they have as much fault in a situation as everyone else involved and no, they aren’t a victim of grand scheme.
                  These were the last words someone said to me before I decided if that person preferred to drown in their addictions – so be it.
                  This victim has an anal sphincter for a mouth and he’s as helpless as a turtle on its back.
                  He’s even laying on a hill, and makes no effort to turn over.

                  Size : 9-inches by 12-inches
                  Ink, watercolor on 140lb cold pressed paper.

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                  Go Enjoy Your Life and Leave Me Alone Watercolor Original Art Original Painting | eBay.

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                    Improved Photo Meet Your Mystery Date

                    I actually liked this guy a lot – in fact he was on my wall for the past year.

                    Here he is – your mystery date!
                    And yes, he will make quiche for breakfast 😀

                    (does anyone remember that crappy game and errrrmahgawd that SONG?)


                    Size : 2.5-inches by 2.5-inches
                    Ink, watercolor on antique photo from the 1940s-1950’s
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                    Mystery Date Improved Photo Original Art Outsider Art Watercolor OOAK | eBay.

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