I don’t know who left that much alcohol out at the family reunion, but I guess Uncle Ted found it first, that explains why he’s the only one acting strange, he’s the only one who got to drink! What a greedy man, at least he looks like he’s having fun riding that horse. You can buy an art print of this absolutely wasted man to decorate any room you have with his presence.
Some cockroaches dance, but I bet you’ve never seen one that belly dances. What about the off-chance that you have somehow? Well, I bet they don’t belly dance as elegantly and dressed up as this cockroach does. You can get an art print of this belly dancing cockroach for any room of your house. Weird? Yes. Amazing? Also yes.
Did you know that the best time to take your octopus for a walk is in the rain? Actually it might be the only good time, I’m not sure how they’ll survive without the water. But that’s besides the point, the point is to buy an octopus so you can have your own to walk, but in the meantime, why not buy an art print about walking octopuses?
As far as plague doctors go, this has got to be one of the fanciest ones out there. His colorful clothes covered up by a pitch black trench coat. Not to mention that oddly revealing mask, a bit strange for someone avoiding the plague, but a man has to keep his style! You can get an art print of this ginger plague doctor to make any room you put it in glow from the extreme tone of his hair.
So two ovaries walk into a bar….I haven’t quite made the rest of the joke yet. But I’m sure you already know the punchline! They’re just two ovaries having a good time in a bar. Nothing else to be said, yet. You can get an art print of them too, hang it up on your wall.