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Til Death do US Part Original Painting Improved Photo Original Art Outsider 3AM

Til Death Do Us Part – 🙂
Marriage or not – it’s good to have a solid commitment
BONUS – my thumb smudged blue paint on the edge of this photo and you may implicate me in the crime of your choosing!

Size : 8.5-inches by 10.5-inches
Ink, watercolor on antique photo from the 1940’s

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Til Death do US Part Original Painting Improved Photo Original Art Outsider 3AM | eBay.

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    Solution for the Honey Bee Dying Off

    Clearly the answer to keeping the honey bees alive is to fit them with tiny diving helmets and put them underwater.
    Do I have to think of everything???? 😀

    Size : 3-inches by 5-inches
    Ink, watercolor on canvas panel

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      Psycho EX Girlfriend Original Painting Watercolor Painting Original Art 3AM | eBay

      Psycho EX Girlfriend Original Painting Watercolor Painting Original Art 3AM | eBay

      This was equal parts sad and funny.
      A year or so after Skinney and I were living together, this ex-girlfriend of his started trying to contact him.
      She didn’t have our unlisted phone number, so she started emailing to what she thought was his email address, trouble is – it was mine.
      So she’s sending these total hooker photos in vintage lingerie asking him to get in touch and she’s sending them to ME not him.
      If you sent a photo of yourself along with some sexy text to someone and they didn’t respond, would you keep doing it?
      For how long?
      After about a year, she stopped.
      People are amazing.
      If you look closely – her pupils are hearts.

      Psycho EX Girlfriend Original Painting Watercolor Painting Original Art 3AM | eBay.

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        The Night I Kicked Her Off the Porch – Psycho Ex Girlfriend

        One night, long ago, this ex-girlfriend of my partner’s showed up on our porch.
        Just showed up at around midnight.
        She was only wearing boots and a coat that kept falling open and thought we’d be freakin’ delighted to let her come in.
        I just have this limit of one psychotic ex at a time in our lives and well, that position was taken at that time – there was just no room for her
        So, we said “no, please go and buh-bye” and she threw a nuclear hissy fit on our porch, so we asked her to leave.
        I can only hope she found pants.

        Size : 9-inches by 12-inches
        Ink, watercolor on 140lb cold pressed paper.

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        Currently up for sale at Ebay 🙂

         

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          Sexy Cockroach in a Pink Nightie Painting :)

          And so why couldn’t a cockroach feel sexy – from the way they invade apartments there’s no doubt cockroaches apparently bring the sexy – you know they lady cucarachas sport nighties from VS whenever they can.

          She’s currently up for grabs at Ebay 🙂

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            Mistress Cockroach – B&D Cockroach Painting

            So I was thinking, why couldn’t a cockroach feel sexy?

            She’s currently for sale at Ebay and has 2 bids at the time of this posting and shipping is free 🙂

            Mistress Cockroach
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              Edgar and The Third Eye

              This is an improved photo – Edgar has actually been on my wall for a few years – I just couldn’t part with his adorable little face.
              But Edgar says he’s grown weary of my tiny art studio and quite frankly he’s bored. He wants to see others and it’s not me, it’s him. So Edgar clearly needs space and I am giving it to him 😀

              He’s currently up for grabs at Ebay – already has a bid!

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                The End – The Story of a Relationship Ending in 7 Panels

                This is going up on Ebay tomorrow at some point when the day chills out to a dull roar… 🙂 Here’s a sneak peak:

                how I got divorced

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                  Got a New Hosting Company

                  Any now the real fun begins of rebuilding this site!

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