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Evil Stepsisters


Cinderella’s evil stepsisters couldn’t even get along long enough to strike poses together. While the Brothers Grimm didn’t even bother to give them names, Disney did: Drizella and Anastasia. These mean sisters did nothing except be mean and be vain. You can make them even more narcissistic by buying an art print of these two vain stepsisters in sizes 8×10 and 12×16.

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Green Apple Kids


Those dang old apple kids, sweetest children you’d ever have the pleasure of meeting. They don’t talk back or yell or make a mess! They also don’t eat or drink or…do just about anything that requires a face. Them not talking back comes with the side effect of them not talking at all, but it’s a worthy loss. You can get an art print of these polite green apple kids in sizes 8×10 and 12×16.

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Singing Hymns


The best part of church by far is the singing. If you’re gonna be singing hymns, you better do it loud and proud. Sing those praises! Even if you can’t go to church, whether you have your own reasons or because it’s not Sunday, you can buy this art print of people singing hymns loudly so the feeling is on your wall at all times.

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Saving the Birds From Extinction

A hero to the Ohio Finch, single-handedly saving the species with the power of his beard. As the species was teetering on extinction, it was saved from extinction by this man hatching the eggs and letting them flourish and grow in his beard. Eventually, the species was saved and flourishing across Ohio once again. You can buy an art print of this savior in sizes 8×10 and 12×16.

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Daily Prayers

Every morning, every afternoon and every evening, Carmen prayed to stop being such a meddling know-it-all. Alas, her prayers were never answered, and everyday she’d lose another friend for pointing out the obvious, turning basic things into bores, then acting as if their friend was in the wrong the whole time. Carmen was not only a know-it-all, but an energy vampire to go with it. You can buy an art print of this know-it-all in sizes 8×10 and 12×16.