Lizzie Borden took an axe….
It’s quite a special occasion when the little one finally is old enough to receive her first axe. A birthday is already a special occasion, but the only thing that could make it even more special is an axe. A head-chopper, a log cutter, whatever you want to call it, it’s still an axe in the end. This art print of Baby Lizzie receiving her first axe can be bought in sizes 8×10 and 12×16.
Zeke was by far one of the nicest people you could possibly meet, making it a true shame and sadness when he passed away. After his death, all the books he loved to read constantly were unwrapped from their plastic and revealed to be….self-help books. Self-help books such as “Be Nicest to the People You Hate Most” and “Say, “That’s Amazing” When You Really Mean, “Bullshit.” It was an utter shock to find this kindness was a mere facade. But at least there’s still the memory of this kindness, which you can have yourself by purchasing this Zeke and the Self Help Books Art Print which is available in sizes 8×10 and 12×16.
In Victorian ages, it was said that a man needed not to worry about the faithfulness of his wife unless he one day awoke with horns. I wonder how this man felt on the day he woke with horns? Anger? Confusion? Who knows! What is known, is that you can get an art print of this horned man available in sizes 8×10 and 12×16.
For every monitor Edna bought, she always seemed to gain a new symptom. Even if it wasn’t there, she had it! No matter what the illness was, no matter how healthy she was, she was sick. Her family said she was bananas, but she of course never believed them. Edna was the only one who could ever know if she was ill, no one else could be right about that. This hypochondriac art print is available in sizes 8×10 and 12×16
Do you feel stressed? Maybe work has you frustrated, people have you frustrated, plenty of things can make you stressed out. Just put on your bluebird of happiness hat! Available in sizes small through extra large. Of course if you don’t have your own, you can always purchase this bluebird hat art print instead, available in sizes 8×10 and 12×16. I’d highly recommend it, very fine choice.
Only her sunflowers knew how to ease her frustration. No matter what her woes were, no matter how stupid her husband was, her flowers would always be there to tend to her. Sunflower Stress Therapy is a proven medical treatment by the 3amGallery Medical Center LLC. This sunflower stress therapy art print is a suitable substitute.
Why have lobster for dinner when you can have a lobster for dinner. How could you possibly boil him into a delicious buttery feast when he looks so good in his tux? This tuxedo lobster art print will really make you wish you had a lobster for dinner, whether it’s the course or the guest.
Title: 3rd eye cat
Comment – third eye cat knows where all the treats and toys are
This is an 8×10 watercolor painting on illustration board
Item Specifics:
Size: 8×10
Painted in watercolors
Original artwork
At the time of this writing, the piece was available in my eBay store – if you don’t find it there, it means the artwork is living in a happy home. If you’d like something similar, talk to me about a commission or find a fun, new piece of art here.
This is a fun little painting. I have been thinking of painting a really whacked out Ouija board for a while and I want to use different elements, this is one section of the board – the yes and no part
The twins are painted on a 3.5 x 5.5 inch vintage postcard. I used masking tape around the edges then painted over that – the entire piece is sealed under clear varnish.