It’s incredible how much you can miss by staring at your phone so often. Maybe you HAVE missed pigs flying and you’ll never know the answer. The more you stare at your phone, the less you’re enjoying your day. You can get this phone related art print in sizes 8×10 and 12×16.
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Pigs Are Flying and Nobody’s Looking
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Handle Stress By Becoming an Octopus Art Print
Everybody needs some way to handle their stress. Her method was to put on her octopus suit and go around pretending to be just another sea creature. Meditating? Likely. Weird? Yep. While there’s (probably) no place to buy an octopus suit yourself, much less learn how to breath underwater while wearing it, you can buy an art print of this octopus suit lady. Next best thing, you can use your imagination.
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She Was Before Her Time
On February 10th, 1914, this woman had thought up every great idea she would ever conceive in the same moment. She was far ahead of everyone else at her time in her thinking and her technology, owning many devices no one else had ever even seen before. This fine art print of this knowledgable woman can be purchased in sizes 8×10 and 12×16.
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Never Ask Regina How She’s Doing Art Print
Regina lives in constant agony. If you ever come to meet her, do NOT ask her how she is doing. Then you’ll be subjected to an incredibly boring list of problems. She seems fine, so who knows how many of these problems are real. If you want to purchase this hypochondriac fine art print, you can. Available in sizes 8×10 and 12×16.
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Baby Lizzie’s Birthday Chopper Outsider Art Print
Lizzie Borden took an axe….It’s quite a special occasion when the little one finally is old enough to receive her first axe. A birthday is already a special occasion, but the only thing that could make it even more special is an axe. A head-chopper, a log cutter, whatever you want to call it, it’s still an axe in the end. This art print of Baby Lizzie receiving her first axe can be bought in sizes 8×10 and 12×16.
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Zeke The Fake Friend
Zeke was by far one of the nicest people you could possibly meet, making it a true shame and sadness when he passed away. After his death, all the books he loved to read constantly were unwrapped from their plastic and revealed to be….self-help books. Self-help books such as “Be Nicest to the People You Hate Most” and “Say, “That’s Amazing” When You Really Mean, “Bullshit.” It was an utter shock to find this kindness was a mere facade. But at least there’s still the memory of this kindness, which you can have yourself by purchasing this Zeke and the Self Help Books Art Print which is available in sizes 8×10 and 12×16.
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His Wife Gave Him Horns
In Victorian ages, it was said that a man needed not to worry about the faithfulness of his wife unless he one day awoke with horns. I wonder how this man felt on the day he woke with horns? Anger? Confusion? Who knows! What is known, is that you can get an art print of this horned man available in sizes 8×10 and 12×16.
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Obsessive Hypochondriac Edna
For every monitor Edna bought, she always seemed to gain a new symptom. Even if it wasn’t there, she had it! No matter what the illness was, no matter how healthy she was, she was sick. Her family said she was bananas, but she of course never believed them. Edna was the only one who could ever know if she was ill, no one else could be right about that. This hypochondriac art print is available in sizes 8×10 and 12×16
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Bluebird of Happiness
Do you feel stressed? Maybe work has you frustrated, people have you frustrated, plenty of things can make you stressed out. Just put on your bluebird of happiness hat! Available in sizes small through extra large. Of course if you don’t have your own, you can always purchase this bluebird hat art print instead, available in sizes 8×10 and 12×16. I’d highly recommend it, very fine choice.