Imagine a pasture with a lot of sheep, doing different things 🙂
These sheep are having a party!
Size : 9-inches by 12-inches
Ink, watercolor on 140lb cold pressed paper.
Previous paintings in the sheep series – currently over 50 have been done.
Catholic Schoolsheep Sheep Don’t Drink Be the Black Sheep Sheep are not Nurses
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Party in the Pasture
I detest people who are perpetual victims.
I’m saying I don’t have compassion for anyone in a bad situation. I do.
I’m not saying everyone has to fight, fight, fight for every inch but I really hate people who toss up their hands and just decide “Woe is me” when situations that require actual effort and honesty on their part occur because it’s too much trouble to come clean admit that perhaps they have as much fault in a situation as everyone else involved and no, they aren’t a victim of grand scheme.
These were the last words someone said to me before I decided if that person preferred to drown in their addictions – so be it.
This victim has an anal sphincter for a mouth and he’s as helpless as a turtle on its back.
He’s even laying on a hill, and makes no effort to turn over.
Size : 9-inches by 12-inches
Ink, watercolor on 140lb cold pressed paper.
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Go Enjoy Your Life and Leave Me Alone Watercolor Original Art Original Painting | eBay.
I actually liked this guy a lot – in fact he was on my wall for the past year.
Here he is – your mystery date!
And yes, he will make quiche for breakfast 😀
(does anyone remember that crappy game and errrrmahgawd that SONG?)
Size : 2.5-inches by 2.5-inches
Ink, watercolor on antique photo from the 1940s-1950’s _____________________________________________________________
Mystery Date Improved Photo Original Art Outsider Art Watercolor OOAK | eBay.
This is where all spiders came from – this is the spider mother and she’s a forever bride because as soon as she is married, she consumes her new partner.
She’s giving birth to new spiderlings constantly.
Size : 3.5-inches by 5.5-inches
Ink, watercolor on 140lb cold pressed paper.
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Spider Bride Original Painting Watercolor Painting Original Art Horror 3AM | eBay.
Frank was the coolest Zombie ever.
He had blood in his sideburns before the other zombies even thought about it.
Everyone wants to be like Frank.
Size : 5.5-inches by 4.5-inches
Ink, watercolor on antique photo from the 1940s – 1950s
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Cool Zombie Frank Improved Photo Original Art Outsider Art Watercolor OOAK | eBay.
Til Death Do Us Part – 🙂
Marriage or not – it’s good to have a solid commitment
BONUS – my thumb smudged blue paint on the edge of this photo and you may implicate me in the crime of your choosing!
Size : 8.5-inches by 10.5-inches
Ink, watercolor on antique photo from the 1940’s
Til Death do US Part Original Painting Improved Photo Original Art Outsider 3AM | eBay.
This was equal parts sad and funny.
A year or so after Skinney and I were living together, this ex-girlfriend of his started trying to contact him.
She didn’t have our unlisted phone number, so she started emailing to what she thought was his email address, trouble is – it was mine.
So she’s sending these total hooker photos in vintage lingerie asking him to get in touch and she’s sending them to ME not him.
If you sent a photo of yourself along with some sexy text to someone and they didn’t respond, would you keep doing it?
For how long?
After about a year, she stopped.
People are amazing.
If you look closely – her pupils are hearts.
Psycho EX Girlfriend Original Painting Watercolor Painting Original Art 3AM | eBay.
One night, long ago, this ex-girlfriend of my partner’s showed up on our porch.
Just showed up at around midnight.
She was only wearing boots and a coat that kept falling open and thought we’d be freakin’ delighted to let her come in.
I just have this limit of one psychotic ex at a time in our lives and well, that position was taken at that time – there was just no room for her
So, we said “no, please go and buh-bye” and she threw a nuclear hissy fit on our porch, so we asked her to leave.
I can only hope she found pants.
Size : 9-inches by 12-inches
Ink, watercolor on 140lb cold pressed paper.
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Currently up for sale at Ebay 🙂
And so why couldn’t a cockroach feel sexy – from the way they invade apartments there’s no doubt cockroaches apparently bring the sexy – you know they lady cucarachas sport nighties from VS whenever they can.
She’s currently up for grabs at Ebay 🙂
