Behold! The mighty cockroach. Feared by all, stare in awe at its majesticness. Note: Doing anything besides praising and beholding the mighty cockroach is a federal offense. But the best way to praise the mighty cockroach is to get an art print of him and his greatness. Beauregard Jenkins had the right idea, he used them for food, made cockroach accessories, used them as fertilizer, he thought you could do just about anything with them! Maybe he was right?
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Man Full of Integrity
Although he was uncaring of everyone around him, outrageously rude, and had absolutely no compassion. There was one thing he could say he was proud of, he’d never once lost his integrity. Was it worth it to throw away everyone around him in exchange for integrity? Debatable. You can buy an art print of this man who has never lost his integrity, maybe he’ll share you some if you’re lucky.
Astral Traveling
Sometimes you get so mad at someone you just want to slap them. Well, this woman figured out how she can accomplish that with no troubles. She learned how to astral travel just so she could appear by people’s bedsides and slap them. I wonder what they did to her? Must’ve been pretty rude. You can buy an art print of this woman who learned how to astral travel, just hope she doesn’t appear at your bedside too.
Brand New Crow Hat
Well go on, aren’t you going to say something about Mrs. Crow’s lovely new hat? She didn’t bring it up for no reason you know, she wants a compliment. If you don’t give it she’ll tell the rest of the crows and then they’ll tell all of their kin and grandkin, then you’ll really be in trouble. I suppose you can settle their anger by buying an art print Mrs. Crow and her new hat in sizes 8×10 and 12×16. But don’t expect her to not still be mad!
Evil Stepsisters
Cinderellaâs evil stepsisters couldnât even get along long enough to strike poses together. While the Brothers Grimm didnât even bother to give them names, Disney did: Drizella and Anastasia. These mean sisters did nothing except be mean and be vain. You can make them even more narcissistic by buying an art print of these two vain stepsisters in sizes 8×10 and 12×16.
