Those dang old apple kids, sweetest children you’d ever have the pleasure of meeting. They don’t talk back or yell or make a mess! They also don’t eat or drink or…do just about anything that requires a face. Them not talking back comes with the side effect of them not talking at all, but it’s a worthy loss. You can get an art print of these polite green apple kids in sizes 8×10 and 12×16.
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Green Apple Kids
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Singing Hymns
The best part of church by far is the singing. If you’re gonna be singing hymns, you better do it loud and proud. Sing those praises! Even if you can’t go to church, whether you have your own reasons or because it’s not Sunday, you can buy this art print of people singing hymns loudly so the feeling is on your wall at all times.
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Saving the Birds From Extinction
A hero to the Ohio Finch, single-handedly saving the species with the power of his beard. As the species was teetering on extinction, it was saved from extinction by this man hatching the eggs and letting them flourish and grow in his beard. Eventually, the species was saved and flourishing across Ohio once again. You can buy an art print of this savior in sizes 8×10 and 12×16.
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Daily Prayers
Every morning, every afternoon and every evening, Carmen prayed to stop being such a meddling know-it-all. Alas, her prayers were never answered, and everyday she’d lose another friend for pointing out the obvious, turning basic things into bores, then acting as if their friend was in the wrong the whole time. Carmen was not only a know-it-all, but an energy vampire to go with it. You can buy an art print of this know-it-all in sizes 8×10 and 12×16.
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It’s Like Groundhog Day
Some days feels like the movie Groundhog Day, and sometimes everyday feels like that. Some days you wake up, have the same daily routine and go to bed. But you want something different, something exciting, anything at all that would separate that day. You don’t always get what you want, but what you can get is an art print of this boy who feels the same as you.
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Plague Doctor
Fun fact: did you know most plague doctors had little to no medical training at all? They carried around sticks to poke people with to see if they were dead before carting them off. Sounds very doctor-like, huh? You can purchase an art print of this plague doctor, stick sold separately.
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Uncle Ted Really Wasn’t All There
I don’t know who left that much alcohol out at the family reunion, but I guess Uncle Ted found it first, that explains why he’s the only one acting strange, he’s the only one who got to drink! What a greedy man, at least he looks like he’s having fun riding that horse. You can buy an art print of this absolutely wasted man to decorate any room you have with his presence.
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Cockroach Dancer
Some cockroaches dance, but I bet you’ve never seen one that belly dances. What about the off-chance that you have somehow? Well, I bet they don’t belly dance as elegantly and dressed up as this cockroach does. You can get an art print of this belly dancing cockroach for any room of your house. Weird? Yes. Amazing? Also yes.
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Beautiful Day For An Octopus Walk
Did you know that the best time to take your octopus for a walk is in the rain? Actually it might be the only good time, I’m not sure how they’ll survive without the water. But that’s besides the point, the point is to buy an octopus so you can have your own to walk, but in the meantime, why not buy an art print about walking octopuses?