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  • Miss Viola’s School for Dogs, Cats and Mice


    This is a class picture of the last class at Miss Viola’s School for Dogs, Cats and Mice. The school was made to prove that dogs, cats and mice could go to school together. But one winter, the mice all mysteriously disappeared and they were never found again. You can buy an art print of this strange class picture in sizes 8×10 and 12×16.

  • Splinter Chair and the Duck Hat of Shame


    Whenever I was bad, my mother would make me sit on the splinter chair for what seemed like ages and wear the Duck Hat of Shame to add insult to injury. A cruel punishment might be an understatement. This art print was made on museum-quality paper and you can purchase an art print of this cruelty for a mere $10.00.

  • Hero of Bees


    In bee legends this man is apparent, he was a hero to each and every bee. Saving their honey, giving them more flowers to pollinate. Upon his death he was used to fertilize more flowers for the bees, everything he’d done had assisted the bees, and so he had gone down in bee history as the man who was a hero to every single bee. You can buy an art print of this bee hero in sizes 8×10 and 12×16.

  • BEHOLD AND BE IN AWE

    Behold! The mighty cockroach. Feared by all, stare in awe at its majesticness. Note: Doing anything besides praising and beholding the mighty cockroach is a federal offense. But the best way to praise the mighty cockroach is to get an art print of him and his greatness. Beauregard Jenkins had the right idea, he used them for food, made cockroach accessories, used them as fertilizer, he thought you could do just about anything with them! Maybe he was right?

  • Man Full of Integrity


    Although he was uncaring of everyone around him, outrageously rude, and had absolutely no compassion. There was one thing he could say he was proud of, he’d never once lost his integrity. Was it worth it to throw away everyone around him in exchange for integrity? Debatable. You can buy an art print of this man who has never lost his integrity, maybe he’ll share you some if you’re lucky.

  • Astral Traveling


    Sometimes you get so mad at someone you just want to slap them. Well, this woman figured out how she can accomplish that with no troubles. She learned how to astral travel just so she could appear by people’s bedsides and slap them. I wonder what they did to her? Must’ve been pretty rude. You can buy an art print of this woman who learned how to astral travel, just hope she doesn’t appear at your bedside too.

  • Brand New Crow Hat


    Well go on, aren’t you going to say something about Mrs. Crow’s lovely new hat? She didn’t bring it up for no reason you know, she wants a compliment. If you don’t give it she’ll tell the rest of the crows and then they’ll tell all of their kin and grandkin, then you’ll really be in trouble. I suppose you can settle their anger by buying an art print Mrs. Crow and her new hat in sizes 8×10 and 12×16. But don’t expect her to not still be mad!

  • Evil Stepsisters


    Cinderella’s evil stepsisters couldn’t even get along long enough to strike poses together. While the Brothers Grimm didn’t even bother to give them names, Disney did: Drizella and Anastasia. These mean sisters did nothing except be mean and be vain. You can make them even more narcissistic by buying an art print of these two vain stepsisters in sizes 8×10 and 12×16.

  • Green Apple Kids


    Those dang old apple kids, sweetest children you’d ever have the pleasure of meeting. They don’t talk back or yell or make a mess! They also don’t eat or drink or…do just about anything that requires a face. Them not talking back comes with the side effect of them not talking at all, but it’s a worthy loss. You can get an art print of these polite green apple kids in sizes 8×10 and 12×16.