Tag: aceo card

  • Cat with a Unicorn Horn…UniCat?

    Here’s the story:
    Several times in the last week, I’ve seen people passing this image of a blow-up, strap on unicorn horn for a cat. I don’t think I’d actually put one on our cats but it’s a pretty funny thought.

    I bring you – the UNICAT!

    And I love making Artist Trading Cards or ACEO’s (
    Art Cards, Editions and Originals) – you’ve been warned.
    Size : 2.5-inches by 3.5-inches


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  • Irrational Anger – Humans that Yell in my face suck eggs

    Here’s the story:
    I hate it when someone is getting all pissy with me for no reason. I mean, yeah I’m good at totally pissing people off when I want to.
    But mostly, I don’t want to.
    I prefer to see my fellow humans smiling, not frowning and certainly not screaming and spitting and sputtering in my face.
    But now and then, it happens. This is what the yelling party transforms to in my head.
    It’s why I smile when someone yells at me, can’t help it.


    And I love making Artist Trading Cards or ACEO’s (
    Art Cards, Editions and Originals) – you’ve been warned.
    Size : 2.5-inches by 3.5-inches


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  • Don’t Forget to Let the Wind Blow Through Your Hair

    Some days I am so busy I seriously forget to breathe I think.
    I keep a very tight schedule – You’d laugh if you saw how many times a day I look in my planner to see what I need to be doing – and I started leaving some blank time in the afternoon.
    I take my dog out, leave my cell phone and everything in the house and feel the wind, appreciate the sun and notice my grass needs mowing gotta write that in the planner for tomorrow.
    But you get the idea – just stop now and then – more often than not and take in how amazing everything around you really is.

    I love making Artist Trading Cards or ACEO’s (Art Cards, Editions and Originals)- you’ve been warned

    Size : 2.5-inches by 3.5-inches
    mixed media Artist Trading Card 🙂

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  • Sadly, Complaining Was Her Only Talent

    I detest people that only complain.
    I don’t mind someone finding fault with a situation or way of doing things as long as they always have the goal of making it better.
    Otherwise asshats that complain are putting their problems in my lap via my ears and basically expecting me or someone else to fix whatever is making them unhappy.
    It’s really sad when it is the only talent someone has.

    I love making Artist Trading Cards or ACEO’s (Art Cards, Editions and Originals)- you’ve been warned

    Size : 2.5-inches by 3.5-inches
    mixed media Artist Trading Card 🙂

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  • He Lied Every 10 Minutes 7 Days a Week

    Have you ever known a liar, how about a really prolific one?
    I have to realize I have been engaging conversations with someone that cannot go 10 minutes without another lie just flying out.
    And he lies about really dumb stuff too like lying is just part of conversation with him.
    Some people are scary.

    I love making Artist Trading Cards or ACEO’s (Art Cards, Editions and Originals)- you’ve been warned

    Size : 2.5-inches by 3.5-inches
    mixed media Artist Trading Card 🙂

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  • The Kid in Aisle B Seat 4 On My Last Flight


    I have a confession, I don’t like most children. I don’t find all children automatically amazing because they are kids.
    I am however insanely crazy for my own kids and I do like a lot of children because individually they are awesome.
    The last time I flew, I had the absolutely delightful experience of the brat from hell in the seat behind me and when he wasn’t screaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaming  his Momma wouldn’t give him a toy or a snacky cake or a soda (yeah, this kid totally needed more sugar in his life), he was kicking the back of my seat. His long suffering mother kept reminding him Christmas was just around the corner and to be good.
    Yeah that worked, thanks Mom.
    I have never been so glad to deplane a flight in my LIFE.
    #brats, #awfulchildren #flying

    I love doing Artist Trading Cards or ACEO’s (Art Cards, Editions and Originals) – you’ve been warned.

    Size : 2.5-inches by 3.5-inches
    mixed media Artist Trading Card 🙂
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