When people think of mermaids, they think of a half-woman, half-fish skinny long haired chick. But not this mermaid. This one was, to put it in nice terms, well-fed. Or in other words, she enjoyed a hot dog or two, or three, or four, or twelve every so often. You can get an art print of this hefty mermaid in sizes 8×10 and 12×16.
Tag: art print
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The Well-Sized Mermaid
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What Large Hands You Have
Sometimes it’s not just the people who look too normal who end up being sick, sometimes it actually is the people who look like they would be. For instance, Japanese serial killer Tsutomu Miyazaki was one messed up guy, and you could tell that just by looking at his hands. He’s gone now, but you can buy an art print of Tsutomu Miyazaki’s hands in sizes 8×10 and 12×16.
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Just One Cat Robot
Have you ever wanted a cat? Of course you have, why wouldn’t you. Are you too busy or perhaps too lazy to clean up after the cat? Their litterbox, being able to feed them on time, and so on. Well, why not get a cat robot? It can’t go up stairs and it doesn’t have fur, but it sure feels like a cat. If you want an art print of a cat robot while dreaming about having one, you can buy it in size 8×10 inches.
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Musical Cat
Our darling cat Noodle loves to sing at 3 AM. Why, is she hungry? Is she in trouble? Nope, she just adores the sound of her own voice. Possibly more than anything else in the world, more than cat food, more than lasers, more than sleeping. This art print of this singing cat is available in sizes 8×10 and 12×16.
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Robot Cats!
Cat robots on wheels. What else is there to say? It’s cat robots on wheels! They’re made of metal, they’re fast, they like yarn and food. They yell at 3 AM every single night. They’re cat robots on wheels! To top it all off, you can buy an art print of these robot cats on wheels in sizes 8×10 and 12×16.
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It’s Said and Done
Sometimes it’s time to move on from the ones we love. When this time comes, it can be depressing. Yet in a way, it can sometimes be liberating, giving a sense of freedom. Sometimes separation doesn’t have to be a bad thing, if you don’t want it to be. This separation art print is available in sizes 8×10 and 12×16.
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Complain Machine
This woman thinks every single place she’s in is just another spot to complain about all of her problems. That guy on the street? Why he’s the one who made her spill her coffee this morning! She’s never seen him before, but he must be the culprit! It’s time to start complaining to him. You can get this obnoxious art print in sizes 8×10 and 12×16.
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Pigs Are Flying and Nobody’s Looking
It’s incredible how much you can miss by staring at your phone so often. Maybe you HAVE missed pigs flying and you’ll never know the answer. The more you stare at your phone, the less you’re enjoying your day. You can get this phone related art print in sizes 8×10 and 12×16.
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Handle Stress By Becoming an Octopus Art Print
Everybody needs some way to handle their stress. Her method was to put on her octopus suit and go around pretending to be just another sea creature. Meditating? Likely. Weird? Yep. While there’s (probably) no place to buy an octopus suit yourself, much less learn how to breath underwater while wearing it, you can buy an art print of this octopus suit lady. Next best thing, you can use your imagination.