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The Proper Praying Technique God Only Listens To

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So, you know how certain churches go door to door and want to find out where you’re at spiritually? I live in Holy Toledo and we seem to have a little more than our fair share of people knocking on our door wanting to sell me Jesus. Now, I am never rude. In fact, I listen, ask questions, and am polite. I am a lifelong atheist but I’m certainly not knocking anyone else for believing. I just don’t want to be involved.

One day two women came by and they were giving me the spiel about saving my immortal soul, yadda yadda yadda and then a woman told me that she would tell me how to pray.

She asked if that is why I didn’t believe in God wasn’t it? My prayers didn’t get answered! Well, she told me if you do not hold your fingers straight, perfectly STRAIGHT – God doesn’t listen. If you intertwine and fold your fingers, well you’re just praying to yourself she told me with a knowing smile.
Now you know.

That inspired this and about 4 other artworks that live in happy homes – this is the last one. She’s praying properly and there are old Christian symbols around the piece.

About this Artwork
This piece is 6.5 by 9 inches
Acrylic painted on vintage photo

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Do You Believe in Talking Snakes?

I think it’s no big secret I’m an atheist.
What you may not know is my circle of friends includes some very, let me stress VERY devoutly religious people and guess what? We don’t argue.
Never have and never will.
I have no issues with anyone believing whatever they want – none at all.
In fact, I’ll defend it.
I mind paying taxes while any entity claiming a religious exemption gets to skate away to the tune of 71 billion dollars a year in unpaid taxes because of religion.
I do find it amazing that rational, intelligent adults think it’s okay to teach children in school that a talking snake caused the fall of man and that’s when animals began to eat meat.
And that’s where this piece came from.  #atheist #religion

I love doing Artist Trading Cards or ACEO’s (Art Cards, Editions and Originals) – you’ve been warned.

Size : 2.5-inches by 3.5-inches
mixed media Artist Trading Card 🙂

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Atheist Knocking

Don’t you hate it when you’re trying to sleep in on a Saturday morning and those darned atheists come knocking on the door to discuss reality?
Oh wait, that never happens.


Size : 3.75-inches by 5.25-inches
Ink, watercolor on original photo from the 1950’s

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this piece is currently available at Ebay  🙂