No home is complete without a belly dancing cockroach.
No man ever loved a cockroach like Zeb did.
Behold! The mighty cockroach. Feared by all, stare in awe at its majesticness. Note: Doing anything besides praising and beholding the mighty cockroach is a federal offense. But the best way to praise the mighty cockroach is to get an art print of him and his greatness. Beauregard Jenkins had the right idea, he used them for food, made cockroach accessories, used them as fertilizer, he thought you could do just about anything with them! Maybe he was right?
Some cockroaches dance, but I bet you’ve never seen one that belly dances. What about the off-chance that you have somehow? Well, I bet they don’t belly dance as elegantly and dressed up as this cockroach does. You can get an art print of this belly dancing cockroach for any room of your house. Weird? Yes. Amazing? Also yes.