The goal is balance. Balance is the goal. Life can be insane, bizarre, hectic, crazy even. But when you manage to find balance, be sure to hold it in your grasp. Just like a green apple. You can buy this art print about keeping balance in sizes 8×10 and 12×16.
Tag: fine art
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Balance is the Goal
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Her Thoughts Died Alone
I was once tasked on a team with the dumbest woman I have ever met. Numerous hours of explaining the most basic of concepts. Every single day turned into an exercise in patience and holding my temper because every single one of her thoughts died alone. You can get an art print of this dumb woman in sizes 8×10 and 12×16.
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Auntie Irma Looked Like Napoleon
Auntie Irma knew it and was infuriated if people mentioned it, but she looked like Napoleon. Not just a vague resemblance, she looked identical to him. If she cut her hair and had a change of clothes you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference. You can buy an art print of this woman who definitely does NOT look like Napoleon. I repeat, she does NOT look like Napoleon.
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Celestial Couple
Such a lovely couple, the sun and the moon. They reign serenely, peacefully. Not a care nor fear in the world. For they have eachother, and that is all that matters. You can purchase an art print of this peaceful sky couple on museum-quality posters. This print would make a lovely addition to your room, office, or wherever you wish to put it.
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Grass Fashion
This woman had a great idea, she had the idea to make a fashion line entirely out of grass. Unfortunately, it wasn’t a big hit with the masses. Her clothing line was met only with jeers and bees. You can purchase an art print of this woman with grass fashion in sizes 8×10 and 12×16.
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Amputee Woman with Three Green Apples
It’s an amputee woman with three green apples. What more do you want me to say? It’d make a helluva conversation piece hanging up on your wall. Your friends or guests come over, and they ask “why is there a woman with no legs and three green apples hanging up on your wall?” Now you have a conversation to lead to all the others that night. You’re welcome. You can get an art print of this amputee woman with three green apples in sizes 8×10 and 12×16.
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No Playing for Foamy
Nobody ever played with Foamy, mostly because he foamed at the mouth and may or may not have had rabies, but that’s no excuse to not play with him! But back to the postcard, send this nice postcard to someone you haven’t seen in a while to come and play. You’re not Foamy, are you?
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Janet’s Power
Thank God for Janet, she singlehandedly stopped starvation in the valley by praying that it would end. Of course, she could have given food to these starving people. But that’s a bit too much work, it’s her food after all. Why would she do that when she can think about it stopping instead? You can buy a coffee mug of this absolute hero in sizes of 11oz and 15oz.
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Do Not Assume What Life Has Handed Me
Do not assume life has been kind to me, do not assume life has gifted me happy things when it could have gifted me nothing but sorrow. Assume everyone has been through hardship before assuming their life has been carefree and pleasant. You can buy an art print of this woman who has been through many a hardship in sizes 8×10 and 12×16.