Sometimes you get so mad at someone you just want to slap them. Well, this woman figured out how she can accomplish that with no troubles. She learned how to astral travel just so she could appear by people’s bedsides and slap them. I wonder what they did to her? Must’ve been pretty rude. You can buy an art print of this woman who learned how to astral travel, just hope she doesn’t appear at your bedside too.
Well go on, aren’t you going to say something about Mrs. Crow’s lovely new hat? She didn’t bring it up for no reason you know, she wants a compliment. If you don’t give it she’ll tell the rest of the crows and then they’ll tell all of their kin and grandkin, then you’ll really be in trouble. I suppose you can settle their anger by buying an art print Mrs. Crow and her new hat in sizes 8×10 and 12×16. But don’t expect her to not still be mad!
Cinderella’s evil stepsisters couldn’t even get along long enough to strike poses together. While the Brothers Grimm didn’t even bother to give them names, Disney did: Drizella and Anastasia. These mean sisters did nothing except be mean and be vain. You can make them even more narcissistic by buying an art print of these two vain stepsisters in sizes 8×10 and 12×16.
Those dang old apple kids, sweetest children you’d ever have the pleasure of meeting. They don’t talk back or yell or make a mess! They also don’t eat or drink or…do just about anything that requires a face. Them not talking back comes with the side effect of them not talking at all, but it’s a worthy loss. You can get an art print of these polite green apple kids in sizes 8×10 and 12×16.
The best part of church by far is the singing. If you’re gonna be singing hymns, you better do it loud and proud. Sing those praises! Even if you can’t go to church, whether you have your own reasons or because it’s not Sunday, you can buy this art print of people singing hymns loudly so the feeling is on your wall at all times.