Tag: improved photo

  • Uncle Horatio

    By all accounts Uncle Horatio was an odd man. He never married mainly because of his passion for raising birds.
    Every spring he would walk around in the forest after thunderstorms to see if any nestlings had fallen from their nests above in the trees.
    If he couldn’t return the baby birds or find the nest, he would put the young birds safely in his bird and raise them.
    He did this every year.
    #outsiderart, #3amgallery, #birdfriend

    This piece is on Ebay if you want to make it  yours.
    horatios-birds


  • She Wasn’t Selfish, She Just Found Actually Caring for Others Inconvenient

    I have a bad habit of seeing people much better than they actually are. I tend to think there’s got to be something golden in everyone. Well, I’ve had to come to the very sad conclusion, some people are just asshats and any gold I thought I saw was a cheap spray-painted piece of tin or something. That’s what this piece is about.
    See it on Ebay here.

    was-not-selfish


  • Pumpkin Girl Portrait Improved Photo

    I finally got Pumpkin Girl to sit still long enough for a portrait. She’s very difficult to pin down for long. Busy life of a dancing magical pumpkingirl you know….

    This fun portrait is for sale on Ebay, if you’d like to add her to your collection – place your bid! Pumpkin Girl paintings don’t usually last too long.
    (They don’t go bad, they get bought).
    pumpkingirl-classic-portrait


  • Proudly Irma Wore the Broccoli Growing from her Head

    A huge part of life is acceptance of one’s own self. If you don’t like what is staring you back in the mirror, change it until you do. Once you love what you see, own it.
    Irma did – when broccoli grew out of her head, everyone said, “Oh you must wear a hat!”

    Irma wouldn’t have any of that, she totally owned the broccoli growing from her head. 😀

    this piece is currently for sale at Ebay – you can bid here and make her yours!

    irma-broccoli

     


  • Every Family that Adopted the Children Died Within 6 Months

    I was imagining a story like these children were actually evil. Every family that adopted them suddenly died, and then they moved on. These are very strange children that never age. The baby is like, 75 years old. The boy is even older.
    You know the old saying, age and treachery always overcomes youth and enthusiasm…

    creepychildren


  • I Will Always Hold Your Hand Artwork

    It is important to have someone willing to hold your hand and you should be willing to hold someone else’s hand too… I think supporting each other is the way to go. 😀

    hold your hand
    i will always hold your hand 6×6 on vintage photo

  • It’s Always the Person You Suspect the Least… New Artwork

    I am by nature a trusting person. I assume everyone has the best intentions always – yeah it’s bit me a few times too. It’s always the person I suspect the least is the biggest ass.

    fake friends
    it’s always the friend you suspect least

     

     


  • Fuck You, Don’t Blame Me For Your Addictions New Artwork 😀

    This is a very rude piece. I was feeling angry and rude the day I did it. I don’t feel that way often at all.
    Someone felt the need to say that their alcoholism and addiction to prescription drugs was my doing. I actually manipulated them into addiction. How the hell do you manipulate someone into doing what they wanted to do? In fact it’s the reason we’re not together now. Now the really amusing part of this is that I’m known as a coffee freak and I have to have a pretty bad headache to even start considering taking an aspirin. But I was really hacked off just the same and since I’d rather have surgery without anesthesia than have a conversation with this person – I captured that anger on a vintage tin photo mounted on vintage book papers from a 1950’s sex guide (a really short book! seriously it’s like 50 pages) and mounted it on a 3×5 canvas.

    addiction

    Don’t blame me for your addictions

     


  • She Chose not to Destroy Him Original Art Altered Art on Vintage Photo Truth | eBay

    She Chose not to Destroy Him Original Art Altered Art on Vintage Photo Truth | eBay.

    Have you ever been in a position where you knew something pretty opinion-changing about someone and you could prove it? Did that person instigate a smear campaign against you that went on for years? If you’ve ever been in that position, you’ll know what I’m talking about. Fortunately for him, she made a decision made to not destroy his life, and hey if you’re reading this, and you know who you are – You’re welcome.

    She Chose not to Destroy Him Original Art Altered Art on Vintage Photo Truth | eBay