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Party in the Pasture – Sheep Series :)

Imagine a pasture with a lot of sheep, doing different things ūüôā
These sheep are having a party!

Size : 9-inches by 12-inches
Ink, watercolor on 140lb cold pressed paper.

Currently available at Ebay!

Previous paintings in the sheep series – currently over 50 have been done.
Catholic Schoolsheep¬†¬†¬†¬†¬† ¬† ¬† ¬†¬† Sheep Don’t Drink¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬† Be the Black Sheep¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬† Sheep are not Nurses

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Party in the Pasture

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Go Enjoy Your Life and Leave Me Alone Watercolor Original Art Original Painting | eBay

I detest people who are perpetual victims.
I’m saying I don’t have compassion for anyone in a bad situation. I do.
I’m not saying everyone has to fight, fight, fight for every inch but I really hate people who toss up their hands and just decide “Woe is me” when situations that require actual effort and honesty on their part occur because it’s too much trouble to come clean admit that perhaps they have as much fault in a situation as everyone else involved and no, they aren’t a victim of grand scheme.
These were the last words someone said to me before I decided if that person preferred to drown in their addictions – so be it.
This victim has an anal sphincter for a mouth and he’s as helpless as a turtle on its back.
He’s even laying on a hill, and makes no effort to turn over.

Size : 9-inches by 12-inches
Ink, watercolor on 140lb cold pressed paper.

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Go Enjoy Your Life and Leave Me Alone Watercolor Original Art Original Painting | eBay.

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Improved Photo Meet Your Mystery Date

I actually liked this guy a lot – in fact he was on my wall for the past year.

Here he is – your mystery date!
And yes, he will make quiche for breakfast ūüėÄ

(does anyone remember that crappy game and errrrmahgawd that SONG?)


Size : 2.5-inches by 2.5-inches
Ink, watercolor on antique photo from the 1940s-1950’s
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Mystery Date Improved Photo Original Art Outsider Art Watercolor OOAK | eBay.

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Til Death do US Part Original Painting Improved Photo Original Art Outsider 3AM

Til Death Do Us Part – ūüôā
Marriage or not – it’s good to have a solid commitment
BONUS – my thumb smudged blue paint on the edge of this photo and you may implicate me in the crime of your choosing!

Size : 8.5-inches by 10.5-inches
Ink, watercolor on antique photo from the 1940’s

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Til Death do US Part Original Painting Improved Photo Original Art Outsider 3AM | eBay.

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The Night I Kicked Her Off the Porch – Psycho Ex Girlfriend

One night, long ago, this ex-girlfriend of my partner’s showed up on our porch.
Just showed up at around midnight.
She was only wearing boots and a coat that kept falling open and thought we’d be freakin’ delighted to let her come in.
I just have this limit of one psychotic ex at a time in our lives and well, that position was taken at that time – there was just no room for her
So, we said “no, please go and buh-bye” and she threw a nuclear hissy fit on our porch, so we asked her to leave.
I can only hope she found pants.

Size : 9-inches by 12-inches
Ink, watercolor on 140lb cold pressed paper.

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Currently up for sale at Ebay ūüôā