Tag: original art

  • Girls Don’t Take Apart Trucks. Yes, We Do.

    I found this sentence in a book for school counselors to discuss puberty with boys and girls and this particular paragraph was referring to how much easier girls are than boys to discuss this with – because girls don’t do butch things like take apart trucks – I beg to differ.
    😀

    Size : 3-inches by 2.5-inches
    acrylic paint on wood sealed under several layers of clear varnish

    To see this item and more = click the Ebay tab above.

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  • Not a Single One of These Apples are Poisoned. Really, They Aren’t

    None of these apples are poisoned. really why would you think that?
    No none of them, really just try one…. you can trust me.
    😀

    Size : 3.5-inches by 4.5-inches
    Ink, watercolor on antique flashcard from the 1940s

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  • Brain Injury – What it Looks Like

    My partner has a brain injury – now you’d never know it to look at him, he’s sharp as ever but sometimes just  sometimes his brain injury takes over and says the RUDEST things in order to get along with someone with a brain   injury you have to understand – it’s not them talking to you, it’s the brain injury.
    Another cool aspect of brain injuries is they make the person that has completely uninterested in learning about their own condition – so it’s up to you.

    I used to get really upset but then I started reading books about brain injuries, and realized what the issue was.

    So I can’t keep doing the same thing expecting a different outcome so I now say, “Tell your brain injury it’s being a jerk and I am not talking to it”.
    And everything chills out 🙂
    This is what I imagine that nasty little brain injury looks like:

    He’s filled with rage and he’s got almost no ears so he can’t listen and you cannot reason with him.
    He’s filled with molten venom and will say ANYTHING to be hateful and hurtful.
    Fortunately I don’t see him too often anymore.

    Size : 3.5-inches by 2.75-inches
    Ink, watercolor on 140lb cold pressed paper.

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  • Party in the Pasture – Sheep Series 🙂

    Imagine a pasture with a lot of sheep, doing different things 🙂
    These sheep are having a party!

    Size : 9-inches by 12-inches
    Ink, watercolor on 140lb cold pressed paper.

    Currently available at Ebay!

    Previous paintings in the sheep series – currently over 50 have been done.
    Catholic Schoolsheep             Sheep Don’t Drink        Be the Black Sheep         Sheep are not Nurses

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    Party in the Pasture


  • Go Enjoy Your Life and Leave Me Alone Watercolor Original Art Original Painting | eBay

    I detest people who are perpetual victims.
    I’m saying I don’t have compassion for anyone in a bad situation. I do.
    I’m not saying everyone has to fight, fight, fight for every inch but I really hate people who toss up their hands and just decide “Woe is me” when situations that require actual effort and honesty on their part occur because it’s too much trouble to come clean admit that perhaps they have as much fault in a situation as everyone else involved and no, they aren’t a victim of grand scheme.
    These were the last words someone said to me before I decided if that person preferred to drown in their addictions – so be it.
    This victim has an anal sphincter for a mouth and he’s as helpless as a turtle on its back.
    He’s even laying on a hill, and makes no effort to turn over.

    Size : 9-inches by 12-inches
    Ink, watercolor on 140lb cold pressed paper.

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    Go Enjoy Your Life and Leave Me Alone Watercolor Original Art Original Painting | eBay.


  • Spider Bride Original Painting Watercolor Painting Original Art Horror 3AM | eBay

    This is where all spiders came from – this is the spider mother and she’s a forever bride because as soon as she is  married, she consumes her new partner.
    She’s giving birth to new spiderlings constantly.

    Size : 3.5-inches by 5.5-inches
    Ink, watercolor on 140lb cold pressed paper.

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    Spider Bride Original Painting Watercolor Painting Original Art Horror 3AM | eBay.


  • Til Death do US Part Original Painting Improved Photo Original Art Outsider 3AM

    Til Death Do Us Part – 🙂
    Marriage or not – it’s good to have a solid commitment
    BONUS – my thumb smudged blue paint on the edge of this photo and you may implicate me in the crime of your choosing!

    Size : 8.5-inches by 10.5-inches
    Ink, watercolor on antique photo from the 1940’s

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    Til Death do US Part Original Painting Improved Photo Original Art Outsider 3AM | eBay.


  • The Night I Kicked Her Off the Porch – Psycho Ex Girlfriend

    One night, long ago, this ex-girlfriend of my partner’s showed up on our porch.
    Just showed up at around midnight.
    She was only wearing boots and a coat that kept falling open and thought we’d be freakin’ delighted to let her come in.
    I just have this limit of one psychotic ex at a time in our lives and well, that position was taken at that time – there was just no room for her
    So, we said “no, please go and buh-bye” and she threw a nuclear hissy fit on our porch, so we asked her to leave.
    I can only hope she found pants.

    Size : 9-inches by 12-inches
    Ink, watercolor on 140lb cold pressed paper.

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    Currently up for sale at Ebay 🙂

     


  • Sexy Cockroach in a Pink Nightie Painting 🙂

    And so why couldn’t a cockroach feel sexy – from the way they invade apartments there’s no doubt cockroaches apparently bring the sexy – you know they lady cucarachas sport nighties from VS whenever they can.

    She’s currently up for grabs at Ebay 🙂