Have your walls “meat” a brand new decoration with this print of a keto or paleo lady butcher, whichever you think she is is up to you. The original was painted from a vintage photograph featuring pin-up girls in everyday jobs. This is a museum-quality poster that was produced on thick matte paper. The cuts of beef that surround the woman were painted from illustrations from a 1920s cookbook. Pick your favorite cut of beef when you purchase this print. If you love butcher girls and you adore meat, then this poster print will positively thrill you. If I was you, I’d pick the top round steak.
Tag: outsider art
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You Make Me FaceDesk
Title: FaceDesk
Materials used: watercolor
Created on 6 x 4.5-inch hand torn watercolor paper
This artwork will be shipped to you flat
This artwork is unframed.
Inspiration: That feeling when someone continues to be stupid
and you can’t say anything or the situation will get even more stupid
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Complaining Complainer
Title: Complainer
Materials used: watercolorCreated on 6 x 4.5-inch hand torn watercolor paper
This artwork will be shipped to you flat
This artwork is unframed.
Inspiration: A watercolor painting about people who
have complaints and conversation all mixed up.
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3am Cat Serenade
Title: 3am Cat Serenade
Materials used: watercolor
Created on 6 x 4.5-inch hand torn watercolor paper
This artwork will be shipped to you flat
This artwork is unframed.
Inspiration: Our cat Noodle holds a concert in the most echoey part of the house around 3am in the morning…. she’s into heavy metal meow and scream-meow “music”…
Just added in the store : https://www.ebay.com/itm/273695938833
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Carmen Was a Finger Dipper
Never invite Carmen to your potluck, she doesn’t believe in using utensils
Original watercolor painting 6×9 inchesSee it in the eBay store https://www.ebay.com/itm/273695929489
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3 completed artworks today
I did three art pieces today. All three are watercolors and one is an ACEO sized (2.5 x 3.5 inches) of yet another cat for the Cat Advent Calendar series that is going on until the 24th.
Today’s cat brings you a MOLE.
And I did two abstracts – one is called I need attention and it was inspired by having to be around an adult having a temper tantrum slamming doors, banging cabinets and screaming and yelling over ……nothing
The last one is about feeling lonely in a crowd.You can see them all and more original paintings on eBay at 3amGallery store.
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No Monsters Here
This is an original painting on a vintage postcard. I used watercolors because I love how they kinda soak in and really saturate the postcards.
This piece is in the eBay store, if you get there and don’t see it – then it’s been sold. 🙂 Talk to me about a commission for a similar piece.
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The Queen of the DMV
So, confession time: I never learned how to drive. I way older than a teenager and I just never wanted to drive. I love being a passenger and Uber rocks.
I do need an i.d. thought. Since I never have it out – it expired on my birthday LAST AUGUST so months later – oops I need it and it’s expired. So I go to the DMV and this woman was a total cow to me. I need my birth certificate and more i.d.
Okay fine. Then she has an issue with how my name went from my maiden name to my name today. We need to show how that change happened.
I was just standing there staring……. I never had to do this before.
I went home without an i.d. I am going back with both sets of divorce papers, my social security card, my birth certificate and some bills for that hooker and watch, someone really cool will be working and think I am a total nutcase for bringing all this i.d.
This is a 3×3-inch painting on a little canvas. Ready to hang and no framing necessary.
At the time of this writing, this piece was available in the eBay store. If you get there and it’s not there, it’s off living life with a happy collector.
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Third Eye Cat original painting 8×10
Title: 3rd eye cat
Comment – third eye cat knows where all the treats and toys are
This is an 8×10 watercolor painting on illustration board
Item Specifics:
Size: 8×10
Painted in watercolors
Original artworkAt the time of this writing, the piece was available in my eBay store – if you don’t find it there, it means the artwork is living in a happy home. If you’d like something similar, talk to me about a commission or find a fun, new piece of art here.