Tag: religion

  • The Proper Praying Technique God Only Listens To

    The Proper Praying Technique God Only Listens To


    So, you know how certain churches go door to door and want to find out where you’re at spiritually? I live in Holy Toledo and we seem to have a little more than our fair share of people knocking on our door wanting to sell me Jesus. Now, I am never rude. In fact, I listen, ask questions, and am polite. I am a lifelong atheist but I’m certainly not knocking anyone else for believing. I just don’t want to be involved.

    One day two women came by and they were giving me the spiel about saving my immortal soul, yadda yadda yadda and then a woman told me that she would tell me how to pray.

    She asked if that is why I didn’t believe in God wasn’t it? My prayers didn’t get answered! Well, she told me if you do not hold your fingers straight, perfectly STRAIGHT – God doesn’t listen. If you intertwine and fold your fingers, well you’re just praying to yourself she told me with a knowing smile.
    Now you know.

    That inspired this and about 4 other artworks that live in happy homes – this is the last one. She’s praying properly and there are old Christian symbols around the piece.

    About this Artwork
    This piece is 6.5 by 9 inches
    Acrylic painted on vintage photo

    Price: $54 + $3 shipping.
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    Shipping is $3 within the U.S. – International shipping averages around $9. Just contact me for a quote.

  • The Higher the Hair the Closer to God original painting

    In the South growing up, I wasn’t raised religious. However I did notice some of the sects of Christianity have strict rules for what women can wear to church services, however there were zero rules for hair and there was some seriously big hair happening.
    The original went to a happy new home today but I’m going to release 25 limited edition prints of this artwork. 🙂 I’ll update with a better image I’m using for prints.

    higher the hair the closer to god

  • Atheist Knocking

    Don’t you hate it when you’re trying to sleep in on a Saturday morning and those darned atheists come knocking on the door to discuss reality?
    Oh wait, that never happens.

    Size : 3.75-inches by 5.25-inches
    Ink, watercolor on original photo from the 1950’s

    this piece is currently available at Ebay  🙂