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2 Headed Nuns and the Green Apples of Discord

This is a piece I really like. The two-headed nun is juggling the green apples badly. The holy Roman church is keeping tabs on what they are doing via the ear and eye.

Painting: acrylic

5 x 7 acrylic on wood veneer – framed measures 6×8 – ready to hang.

Category acrylic painting
Subject nuns, green apples
Substrate Other
Materials acrylic on wood veneer
Style Urban & pop art
Dimensions 5 x 7 × 0.25 in (unframed) /6 x 8 in framed size)
Framing This artwork is sold framed
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Catholic School Sheep from the Sheep! Series Original Watercolor 9×12


I don’t even know how many of these sheep I’ve done. I have been thinking of revisiting several of the original pieces and redoing them in new ways. Sheep never fail to make me laugh, sheep in party hats even more so. Sheep in Catholic School uniforms always elicit a giggle snort too.

This piece is an original watercolor
Size is 9 x 12-inches.

Price : $108 + $3 shipping

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Unicorn Fish Were His Only True Friends

Kurt didn’t like being around people. He devised a way to spend unlimited time with the unicorn fish. If you haven’t seen them they have very unique faces. The occasional jellyfish shows up, but Kurt just pretends they aren’t there. He finds jellyfish utterly annoying with their lack of personality.

This is a 4.5 x 6.5 vintage photo mounted on a 9×12 vintage chipboard.
The painting is directly on the photo and sealed under varnish.

I believe every artwork tells a story and Here is the story behind this piece.
The Toledo Zoo just spent over a year redoing their aquarium and they have these amazing unicorn fish. I swear I could watch them all day long.
This is a painting done over a vintage photo.