Tag: toledo artist

  • Janet’s Power


    Thank God for Janet, she singlehandedly stopped starvation in the valley by praying that it would end. Of course, she could have given food to these starving people. But that’s a bit too much work, it’s her food after all. Why would she do that when she can think about it stopping instead? You can buy a coffee mug of this absolute hero in sizes of 11oz and 15oz.


  • Do Not Assume What Life Has Handed Me


    Do not assume life has been kind to me, do not assume life has gifted me happy things when it could have gifted me nothing but sorrow. Assume everyone has been through hardship before assuming their life has been carefree and pleasant. You can buy an art print of this woman who has been through many a hardship in sizes 8×10 and 12×16.


  • Sara’s Cowbell Skills

    Everybody said that Sara’s cowbell playing skills were unmatched by anyone. No one in the whole world could match her skills for playing the cowbell. Her cowbell playing skills were so great they were told in legends for centuries after she passed. Some say you can still hear her cowbell playing in her hometown if you listen closely. You can buy an art print of this cowbell playing legend, but no cowbell comes with it, that’s gonna be a separate purchase.


  • I Require Rose-Tinted Glasses At All Times


    Do you ever have some stressful factors in your life that require rose-tinted glasses? So does this woman, but she needs them all the time. It’d be almost impossible to figure out how much stress this woman has, considering she doesn’t even take them off while she sleeps. You can buy an art print of this woman with rose-tinted glasses, rose-tinted glasses sold separately.


  • Positively Fabulous, Too Fabulous Even


    Every time she went for a stroll, all the men would drop their jaws and stare. All the women would give her a dirty look, and then one woman spoke up and said “You are too fabulous for this neighborhood!” She took those words to heart and so she went and left to somewhere huge. You can buy an art print of this fabulous lady, no guarantee she’ll come to your town though in person.


  • Uncle Gerald and his Interesting Habit


    Uncle Gerald’s habit was…uncomfortable to say the least. He didn’t care where he was, who he was with, or what he was doing. He’d grope himself. He wasn’t exactly the life of the party at family reunions. You can buy an art print of Uncle Gerald and his uncomfortable habit. Just don’t pick up his habit yourself.


  • Next They Will Want to Vote!


    Some people used to feel the same way as this man does. Maybe some still do to this day even. Some people believe women should be confined to a kitchen without any basic rights that American citizens are presented with. I suppose this man wasn’t wrong, they did want to vote, and they got to vote. You can buy an art print of this man of classic opinions and hang it up anywhere you want.


  • No One Played With Foamy Mug

    No one ever wanted to play with Foamy. I’m not sure whether it was due to the fact he was a cheater or because he had rabies, but no one ever wanted to play with him. So few people played with him that eventually, he became part of a coffee mug out of pure boredom. You can buy a Foamy coffee mug, and although you may not be playing with him, you can drink out of him at least and make Foamy happy.


  • Fierce

    Some of us are born with a magical sense of style and meant for absolute fierceness. This kid was born not only with a sense of style, but this kid was born to be fierce. That is their purpose in life. You can buy an art print of this fierce kid to hang on your wall or wherever else.