You're here for the art?

Well go on, aren’t you going to say something about Mrs. Crow’s lovely new hat? She didn’t bring it up for no reason you know, she wants a compliment. If you don’t give it she’ll tell the rest of the crows and then they’ll tell all of their kin and grandkin, then you’ll really be in trouble. I suppose you can settle their anger by buying an art print Mrs. Crow and her new hat in sizes 8×10 and 12×16. But don’t expect her to not still be mad!