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Miss Viola’s School for Dogs, Cats and Mice


This is a class picture of the last class at Miss Viola’s School for Dogs, Cats and Mice. The school was made to prove that dogs, cats and mice could go to school together. But one winter, the mice all mysteriously disappeared and they were never found again. You can buy an art print of this strange class picture in sizes 8×10 and 12×16.

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Splinter Chair and the Duck Hat of Shame


Whenever I was bad, my mother would make me sit on the splinter chair for what seemed like ages and wear the Duck Hat of Shame to add insult to injury. A cruel punishment might be an understatement. This art print was made on museum-quality paper and you can purchase an art print of this cruelty for a mere $10.00.

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Hero of Bees


In bee legends this man is apparent, he was a hero to each and every bee. Saving their honey, giving them more flowers to pollinate. Upon his death he was used to fertilize more flowers for the bees, everything he’d done had assisted the bees, and so he had gone down in bee history as the man who was a hero to every single bee. You can buy an art print of this bee hero in sizes 8×10 and 12×16.

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BEHOLD AND BE IN AWE

Behold! The mighty cockroach. Feared by all, stare in awe at its majesticness. Note: Doing anything besides praising and beholding the mighty cockroach is a federal offense. But the best way to praise the mighty cockroach is to get an art print of him and his greatness. Beauregard Jenkins had the right idea, he used them for food, made cockroach accessories, used them as fertilizer, he thought you could do just about anything with them! Maybe he was right?

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Man Full of Integrity


Although he was uncaring of everyone around him, outrageously rude, and had absolutely no compassion. There was one thing he could say he was proud of, he’d never once lost his integrity. Was it worth it to throw away everyone around him in exchange for integrity? Debatable. You can buy an art print of this man who has never lost his integrity, maybe he’ll share you some if you’re lucky.