For your eyes, look and see : The Insulting Chunkle!
He is rude and obnoxious and his insults aren’t very good but hey, he tries.
He likes to use enormous words when he insults people that he doesn’t really understand and he uses them incorrectly.
Sometimes though, The Insulting Chunkle is entertaining – sometimes.
Size : 6-inches by 9-inches
Ink, watercolor on 140lb paper
Sometimes a feeling creates a person.
Like the other night, I had a great chat with an old friend and then had a great dinner with my partner Skinney and sat down to paint. I was feeling great and apparently feeling great is in the form of black hair and green eyes.
I have no idea who she is but I bet she’s nice 🙂
Size : 9-inches by 12-inches
Ink, watercolor on 140lb cold pressed paper.
There is a one inch boarder for easy framing!
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This is the amazing Maggot Girl.
And she is amazing – she puts on her own make up but no one knows HOW.
And won’t even get into how she ties her bikini top on or even why she wears one.
Yes the Maggot Girl IS truly amazing.
Size : 6-inches by 9-inches
Ink, watercolor on 140lb paper
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I was sketching a bright flower and then I thought it should be bending down with a tiny frog on it -just balancing.
and here you go – it happened!
I like his little smile, like “I’ve got this!” and he’s not going to fall off.
Size : 6-inches by 9-inches
Ink, watercolor on 140lb cold pressed paper.
Some people act like maggots. 😀
This was inspired by a priest I saw in the paper that had done some pretty rude things to children and he BLAMED the kids.
Size : 3.5-inches by 5.5-inches
Ink, watercolor on 140lb cold pressed paper.
This was inspired by some random woman I saw when we were out driving around. She looked so happy on her porch just holding her ginger cat watching the traffic roll by.
Size : 3.5-inches by 5.5-inches
Ink, watercolor on 140lb cold pressed paper.
Once upon a time there was a girl named Mona who was so rude and nasty that she got turned into a coffee cup.
True Story.
Size : 3.5-inches by 5.5-inches
Ink, watercolor on 140lb cold pressed paper.
My partner has a brain injury – now you’d never know it to look at him, he’s sharp as ever but sometimes just sometimes his brain injury takes over and says the RUDEST things in order to get along with someone with a brain injury you have to understand – it’s not them talking to you, it’s the brain injury.
Another cool aspect of brain injuries is they make the person that has completely uninterested in learning about their own condition – so it’s up to you.
I used to get really upset but then I started reading books about brain injuries, and realized what the issue was.
So I can’t keep doing the same thing expecting a different outcome so I now say, “Tell your brain injury it’s being a jerk and I am not talking to it”.
And everything chills out 🙂
This is what I imagine that nasty little brain injury looks like:
He’s filled with rage and he’s got almost no ears so he can’t listen and you cannot reason with him.
He’s filled with molten venom and will say ANYTHING to be hateful and hurtful.
Fortunately I don’t see him too often anymore.
Size : 3.5-inches by 2.75-inches
Ink, watercolor on 140lb cold pressed paper.
Imagine a pasture with a lot of sheep, doing different things 🙂
These sheep are having a party!
Size : 9-inches by 12-inches
Ink, watercolor on 140lb cold pressed paper.
Previous paintings in the sheep series – currently over 50 have been done.
Catholic Schoolsheep Sheep Don’t Drink Be the Black Sheep Sheep are not Nurses
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Party in the Pasture
