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Cockroach Wife


Have you ever seen a cockroach and thought they’re gross? Maybe even scary? Zebidiah didn’t, in fact he married a cockroach woman! He’ll dare people to toss any shade towards their marriage or his cockroach wife. What do you win for completing the dare? A punch in the nose. It’s not very worth it. You know what is worth it? Buying a cockroach wife art print.