Many scientists tried, but none could disprove that she was crazier than a bag of wet cats. Every boyfriend she ever had, every member of her family, all of her friends, no one disagreed with this conclusion. She was indisputably crazier than a bag of wet cats. You can purchase an art print of this nutty lady in sizes 8×10 or 12×16.
Crazier Than a Bag of Wet Cats