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From the #youcantmakethisstuffup department comes my first pre-coffee task of the day. I get up to emails my Home Depot account has a new default address and an order I didn’t place. Okay easy enough to clear up and cancel. Then I look up the dude that placed it thinking maybe he’s on Facebook. Yep he is. He is a proud Satanist and all the charmingness that goes along with that (says he can’t wait to die and torture non-believers) and he really prides himself on his superior intelligence …. This is my favorite post. Sorry bro, your order is canceled. #accountfraud #failedhack #homedepot #sorryyourorderiscanceled #youcantspell #precoffee #omg #satanist

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