• Russell’s Awesome Invention

    Russell made a great invention. This marvelous machine would take your inner self and make your outside match your inside.
    He tried it on his dog first, and the dog became even more beautiful.
    He tried it on a mouse and the mouse became stunning.
    Finally, he tried it on himself and he unfortunately had his face rearranged into a gigantic sphincter.
    Then no one would fund his project. _____________________________________________________________