Here’s the story:
Are you owned by a cat?
We are.
3 furry, pushy monsters who think early every morning at the crack of nothing they need food in their bowls right then.
And they are relentless too with many years of honing their annoying to perfection.
Of course we give in and spoil them rotten.
Otherwise they’ll kick us out of the house.
Size : 2.5-inches by 3.5-inches
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Here’s the story:
Several times in the last week, I’ve seen people passing this image of a blow-up, strap on unicorn horn for a cat. I don’t think I’d actually put one on our cats but it’s a pretty funny thought.
I bring you – the UNICAT!
And I love making Artist Trading Cards or ACEO’s (Art Cards, Editions and Originals) – you’ve been warned.
Size : 2.5-inches by 3.5-inches
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Here’s the story:
I hate it when someone is getting all pissy with me for no reason. I mean, yeah I’m good at totally pissing people off when I want to.
But mostly, I don’t want to.
I prefer to see my fellow humans smiling, not frowning and certainly not screaming and spitting and sputtering in my face.
But now and then, it happens. This is what the yelling party transforms to in my head.
It’s why I smile when someone yells at me, can’t help it.
And I love making Artist Trading Cards or ACEO’s (Art Cards, Editions and Originals) – you’ve been warned.
Size : 2.5-inches by 3.5-inches
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ACEO Card Set
I bumbled onto the Crime Library to read more about the Mountain Meadows Massacre and there was this other article I clicked on and it was the Top Ten Bestiality Cases. It was mugshots and a short synopsis of what these people did and I was just reading a couple thinking wow these are bad people and then I drew them and wrote my take on the synopsis on the back (basically an even shorter synopsis).
#badpeople
Backs of the ACEO Cards
Click the ACEO link at the top of the page to go to Ebay and place a bid 🙂
Good Morning and Hello!
Before these go up on Ebay (after we make tortillas today) I wanted to give you a little preview of the fun of ACEO cards. 🙂
Left to Right Top Row
►Mrs. Cockroach got a new dress.
► She Could only look down her nose at them – inspired by a real person I met who serious had her head back looking down at people at an event we were at, people of lesser means made her “uncomfortable”….
► Boss Pear runs the Fruit Bowl – inspired by a pear that got moldy and ruined other fruits in the bowl.
► Siamese Cat – because we love ’em.
► These boots are made for walkin’ (always loved that campy song).
► Really ugly doll – reminiscent of a doll someone made for me.
#outsiderart #ooakart
I detest people that only complain.
I don’t mind someone finding fault with a situation or way of doing things as long as they always have the goal of making it better.
Otherwise asshats that complain are putting their problems in my lap via my ears and basically expecting me or someone else to fix whatever is making them unhappy.
It’s really sad when it is the only talent someone has.
I love making Artist Trading Cards or ACEO’s (Art Cards, Editions and Originals)- you’ve been warned
Size : 2.5-inches by 3.5-inches
mixed media Artist Trading Card 🙂
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I have a confession, I don’t like most children. I don’t find all children automatically amazing because they are kids.
I am however insanely crazy for my own kids and I do like a lot of children because individually they are awesome.
The last time I flew, I had the absolutely delightful experience of the brat from hell in the seat behind me and when he wasn’t screaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaming his Momma wouldn’t give him a toy or a snacky cake or a soda (yeah, this kid totally needed more sugar in his life), he was kicking the back of my seat. His long suffering mother kept reminding him Christmas was just around the corner and to be good.
Yeah that worked, thanks Mom.
I have never been so glad to deplane a flight in my LIFE.
#brats, #awfulchildren #flying
I love doing Artist Trading Cards or ACEO’s (Art Cards, Editions and Originals) – you’ve been warned.
Size : 2.5-inches by 3.5-inches
mixed media Artist Trading Card 🙂
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I think it’s no big secret I’m an atheist.
What you may not know is my circle of friends includes some very, let me stress VERY devoutly religious people and guess what? We don’t argue.
Never have and never will.
I have no issues with anyone believing whatever they want – none at all.
In fact, I’ll defend it.
I mind paying taxes while any entity claiming a religious exemption gets to skate away to the tune of 71 billion dollars a year in unpaid taxes because of religion.
I do find it amazing that rational, intelligent adults think it’s okay to teach children in school that a talking snake caused the fall of man and that’s when animals began to eat meat.
And that’s where this piece came from. #atheist #religion
I love doing Artist Trading Cards or ACEO’s (Art Cards, Editions and Originals) – you’ve been warned.
Size : 2.5-inches by 3.5-inches
mixed media Artist Trading Card 🙂
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I seem to have some kind of genetic condition where I cannot lay something straight on the scanner and the damn thing has a ruler on it! My eyes say – yep it’s straight and then I scan and get something like this – so sorry – I tried and you don’t even wanna see the other two attempts. #giraffe, #butterfly, #friends
On this piece, I was imagining a giraffe and having an unlikely friend – maybe a butterfly.
This is them.
I love doing Artist Trading Cards or ACEO’s (Art Cards, Editions and Originals) – you’ve been warned.
Size : 2.5-inches by 3.5-inches
mixed media Artist Trading Card 🙂
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