Tag: 3amart art prints

  • Moonlight Rabbits

    When two bunnies love each other very much…well, they spend time together under the moonlight. What? Not what you were expecting? Well that’s too bad, whatever you were imagining isn’t nearly as great as that moonlight. You can get an art print of these rabbits sitting under the moonlight in a size of 8×10 inches.

  • Cockroach Wife

    Have you ever seen a cockroach and thought they’re gross? Maybe even scary? Zebidiah didn’t, in fact he married a cockroach woman! He’ll dare people to toss any shade towards their marriage or his cockroach wife. What do you win for completing the dare? A punch in the nose. It’s not very worth it. You know what is worth it? Buying a cockroach wife art print.

  • Four Heads, All Different

    A four headed woman is a sight to behold. There’s Diane, Rose and June, all sweet young ladies. But then there’s that Tanqueray, she’s a total bad girl. She smokes and pokes her head into bars when her sisters are walking by down the road. Even if you can’t see them in person, you can buy an art print of these classy (except one) ladies for your enjoyment.

  • Old Timey Cat Family

    You know what they say, a family that purrs together….sheds fur together? That doesn’t sound right, but this cat family enjoys themselves regardless. Their rugs aren’t straight, but they’ve still got a lovely home. The greatest part is that you can buy an art print of this cat family in sizes 8×10 and 12×16.

  • The Well-Sized Mermaid

    When people think of mermaids, they think of a half-woman, half-fish skinny long haired chick. But not this mermaid. This one was, to put it in nice terms, well-fed. Or in other words, she enjoyed a hot dog or two, or three, or four, or twelve every so often. You can get an art print of this hefty mermaid in sizes 8×10 and 12×16.

  • What Large Hands You Have

    Sometimes it’s not just the people who look too normal who end up being sick, sometimes it actually is the people who look like they would be. For instance, Japanese serial killer Tsutomu Miyazaki was one messed up guy, and you could tell that just by looking at his hands. He’s gone now, but you can buy an art print of Tsutomu Miyazaki’s hands in sizes 8×10 and 12×16.

  • Just One Cat Robot

    Have you ever wanted a cat? Of course you have, why wouldn’t you. Are you too busy or perhaps too lazy to clean up after the cat? Their litterbox, being able to feed them on time, and so on. Well, why not get a cat robot? It can’t go up stairs and it doesn’t have fur, but it sure feels like a cat. If you want an art print of a cat robot while dreaming about having one, you can buy it in size 8×10 inches.

  • Musical Cat

    Our darling cat Noodle loves to sing at 3 AM. Why, is she hungry? Is she in trouble? Nope, she just adores the sound of her own voice. Possibly more than anything else in the world, more than cat food, more than lasers, more than sleeping. This art print of this singing cat is available in sizes 8×10 and 12×16.

  • Robot Cats!

    Cat robots on wheels. What else is there to say? It’s cat robots on wheels! They’re made of metal, they’re fast, they like yarn and food. They yell at 3 AM every single night. They’re cat robots on wheels! To top it all off, you can buy an art print of these robot cats on wheels in sizes 8×10 and 12×16.