Tag: 3amart fine art print

  • Cockroach Dancer


    Some cockroaches dance, but I bet you’ve never seen one that belly dances. What about the off-chance that you have somehow? Well, I bet they don’t belly dance as elegantly and dressed up as this cockroach does. You can get an art print of this belly dancing cockroach for any room of your house. Weird? Yes. Amazing? Also yes.


  • Beautiful Day For An Octopus Walk


    Did you know that the best time to take your octopus for a walk is in the rain? Actually it might be the only good time, I’m not sure how they’ll survive without the water. But that’s besides the point, the point is to buy an octopus so you can have your own to walk, but in the meantime, why not buy an art print about walking octopuses?


  • The Ginger Doctor


    As far as plague doctors go, this has got to be one of the fanciest ones out there. His colorful clothes covered up by a pitch black trench coat. Not to mention that oddly revealing mask, a bit strange for someone avoiding the plague, but a man has to keep his style! You can get an art print of this ginger plague doctor to make any room you put it in glow from the extreme tone of his hair.


  • Two Ovaries Walk Into a Bar… It’s an Outsider Art Print


    So two ovaries walk into a bar….I haven’t quite made the rest of the joke yet. But I’m sure you already know the punchline!  They’re just two ovaries having a good time in a bar. Nothing else to be said, yet. You can get an art print of them too, hang it up on your wall.


  • SHE IS RIGHT AND YOU ARE WRONG


    YOU THINK YOU’RE RIGHT? WELL SHE’S GOT CAPS LOCK ON! ANY POINT YOU HAVE MADE OR WILL MAKE IS NULL TO HER CAPS LOCK! That’s what they act like, don’t they? You can get an art print of this always right woman. Maybe it’ll prove her wrong somehow? Only one way to find out!


  • She Was The Best Makeup Artist


    Everyone has their own makeup routine. Ramona’s makeup routine was just…more unique than others. She put all of her makeup in a bowl and then pouring it over her face. It worked, but barely. It was definitely effective for applying it, not so effective for making her look better. If you want to buy this messy art print, you can in sizes 8×10 inches and 12×16 inches.


  • Crazier Than a Bag of Wet Cats


    Many scientists tried, but none could disprove that she was crazier than a bag of wet cats. Every boyfriend she ever had, every member of her family, all of her friends, no one disagreed with this conclusion. She was indisputably crazier than a bag of wet cats. You can purchase an art print of this nutty lady in sizes 8×10 or 12×16.


  • Seed Eating Baby


    Once upon a time, this baby discovered a pack of wildflower seeds in his mother’s satchel and decided he wanted to eat them. His mother came back to find her satchel open and her wildflower seeds gone. She searched high and low, wondering where her wildflower seeds might have gone. Until one day her baby farted out flowers, and then she knew. You can get an art print of this seed eating baby to have a memory of this strange event forever.


  • Octopus Looking Fabulous


    This baby octopus has just gotten a new pink dress and they’re looking fabulous. Not everyone can rock a pink dress like that octopus can. You think you can? Well good luck, but can you beat that octopus’s multi-colored flesh? I didn’t think so. Since this octopus is looking fabulous, why not get an art print of this octopus?