Here’s the story that inspired this piece :
I was watching this amazing argument on Facebook with two people arguing over which of them heard Techno music first.
I beg to differ, everyone knows it was this woman, first day of techno – she was there!
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I was talking with a friend of mine and she’s a BBW and she was lamenting all the horror movies, the demons are always skinny and lanky – and I thought about it, she was right.
I couldn’t think of one single sassy, BBW demon.
So I made one – this one is super sassy, rockin’ a little red demon outfit and she has a bewitching new pitchfork , you know for poking. 😉
#bbw, #devilwoman
Russell made a great invention. This marvelous machine would take your inner self and make your outside match your inside.
He tried it on his dog first, and the dog became even more beautiful.
He tried it on a mouse and the mouse became stunning.
Finally, he tried it on himself and he unfortunately had his face rearranged into a gigantic sphincter. Then no one would fund his project. _____________________________________________________________
Skinney and I are hoping it stays clear tonight and maybe we can see some meteors, I’ll post photos if we get any 🙂
I’ve been painting today – here’s what went up on Ebay.
I have been doing everything but re-doing the website of mine I need to be revamping – egads my writing site has cyber-cobwebs.
But let’s face it – painting is more fun!
#art, #ebayart
I am a huge fan of honey bees. I don’t particularly like honey that much but I love bees for what they do.
If it was legal in Toledo, I’d keep bees but alas it is not.
You can thank a honey bee for your even being here and if you would, think of them as family members.
In fact, consider this your Uncle Bee. 😀
Size : 6-inches by 4-inches
Ink, watercolor on antique photo from early 1900s
the story of what inspired this piece will be sent with your artwork
Shown larger than the actual piece for detail.
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I am absolutely loved this guy’s face. He’s got the tiniest little smirk, like he knows something you don’t and it’s REALLY funny. He really looked like he was just holding back from busting into laughter.
I imagine he was a pretty awesome fellow to know in walking life.
My thought was that he wrote the funniest joke EVER – and now we have to wonder what it is.
Size : 6.5-inches by 4.25-inches
Ink, watercolor on antique photo from early 1900s
the story of what inspired this piece will be sent with your artwork
Shown larger than the actual piece for detail.
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We were watching the movie “Arthur” and there’s this bit where the love interest of Arthur tells him when she was a little girl, she believed the moon followed her and it meant she was going to be something special.
It got me thinking – what if it wasn’t an optical illusion, what if the moon really was following you?
How creepy would that be?
Size : 6.5-inches by 4.25-inches
Ink, watercolor on antique photo from early 1900s
the story of what inspired this piece will be sent with your artwork
Shown larger than the actual piece for detail.
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If you know me, you know I detest talking on the phone. I love letters, emails, even text messages and nothing beats face to face for a great chat. But I hate the phone.
Now, out of all the people in the world I could have partnered with in life, my partner Skinney hates the phone too. Neither of our kids enjoy talking on the phone.
So, when the phone rings at our house, this is usually the conversation that ensues…
#answerthephone, #art
I knew someone once that hated anything that was outside her comfort zone. And let me tell you, this chick’s comfort zone was microscopic.
She hated people with tattoos, said they were scummy and she wouldn’t sit by someone on a plane that had them. Yet, her husband had tats.
Anyone and anything unique was suspect and hated on.
She made me tired to be friends with, so I stopped.
Imagine all the people you’d never have the pleasure of knowing if you just judged a book by its cover?
And I love making Artist Trading Cards or ACEO’s (Art Cards, Editions and Originals) – you’ve been warned.
Size : 2.5-inches by 3.5-inches
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