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  • Do Not Have a Foot Fetish

    I get a lot of orders from people that collect our art for specials they want to buy directly.
    So I got an email from a guy that wanted 31 drawings of a feet and he had very specific colors for the toenails.
    All I said was, “Cool, that’s a different foot for each day of the month.”
    This guy FREAKS out on me and calls me on Skype and starts yelling, “I DO NOT HAVE A FOOT FETISH!!!!!!!!!!”
    After 30 minutes of yelling about his non-existent foot fetish – he chilled out and I asked him if he still wanted his artworks.
    Yes, yes he did.

    Size : 2.5-inches by 3.5-inches
    mixed media Artist Trading Card 🙂

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  • Atheist Knocking

    Don’t you hate it when you’re trying to sleep in on a Saturday morning and those darned atheists come knocking on the door to discuss reality?
    Oh wait, that never happens.

    Size : 3.75-inches by 5.25-inches
    Ink, watercolor on original photo from the 1950’s

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    this piece is currently available at Ebay  🙂

  • Maggot Man watercolor on 140lb paper

    Some people act like maggots. 😀
    This was inspired by a priest I saw in the paper that had done some pretty rude things to children and he BLAMED the kids.

    Size : 3.5-inches by 5.5-inches
    Ink, watercolor on 140lb cold pressed paper.

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  • Mona Turned Into a CoffeeCup

    Once upon a time there was a girl named Mona who was so rude and nasty  that she got turned into a coffee cup.
    True Story.

    Size : 3.5-inches by 5.5-inches
    Ink, watercolor on 140lb cold pressed paper.

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  • Go Enjoy Your Life and Leave Me Alone Watercolor Original Art Original Painting | eBay

    I detest people who are perpetual victims.
    I’m saying I don’t have compassion for anyone in a bad situation. I do.
    I’m not saying everyone has to fight, fight, fight for every inch but I really hate people who toss up their hands and just decide “Woe is me” when situations that require actual effort and honesty on their part occur because it’s too much trouble to come clean admit that perhaps they have as much fault in a situation as everyone else involved and no, they aren’t a victim of grand scheme.
    These were the last words someone said to me before I decided if that person preferred to drown in their addictions – so be it.
    This victim has an anal sphincter for a mouth and he’s as helpless as a turtle on its back.
    He’s even laying on a hill, and makes no effort to turn over.

    Size : 9-inches by 12-inches
    Ink, watercolor on 140lb cold pressed paper.

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    Go Enjoy Your Life and Leave Me Alone Watercolor Original Art Original Painting | eBay.

  • Psycho EX Girlfriend Original Painting Watercolor Painting Original Art 3AM | eBay

    Psycho EX Girlfriend Original Painting Watercolor Painting Original Art 3AM | eBay

    This was equal parts sad and funny.
    A year or so after Skinney and I were living together, this ex-girlfriend of his started trying to contact him.
    She didn’t have our unlisted phone number, so she started emailing to what she thought was his email address, trouble is – it was mine.
    So she’s sending these total hooker photos in vintage lingerie asking him to get in touch and she’s sending them to ME not him.
    If you sent a photo of yourself along with some sexy text to someone and they didn’t respond, would you keep doing it?
    For how long?
    After about a year, she stopped.
    People are amazing.
    If you look closely – her pupils are hearts.

    Psycho EX Girlfriend Original Painting Watercolor Painting Original Art 3AM | eBay.