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You Will Obey Me In a Pig’s Eye…. Improved Photo

Skinney and I were watching this television show where this woman was living a very submissive marriage role. I mean her husband had it made as far as he was concerned. She wasn’t even allowed to eat with him and the children at the table because women weren’t equal to men and the son’s repeated what their father thought. Just wow.
I imagined a different marriage where she was told she would obey and she rolled her eyes and kinda went pffffttttttttttt hahahahahaha in his face. 😀


Size : 6.5-inches by 4.25-inches
Ink, watercolor on antique photo from the 1900-1920s

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Sadly, Complaining Was Her Only Talent

I detest people that only complain.
I don’t mind someone finding fault with a situation or way of doing things as long as they always have the goal of making it better.
Otherwise asshats that complain are putting their problems in my lap via my ears and basically expecting me or someone else to fix whatever is making them unhappy.
It’s really sad when it is the only talent someone has.

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Size : 2.5-inches by 3.5-inches
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He Lied Every 10 Minutes 7 Days a Week

Have you ever known a liar, how about a really prolific one?
I have to realize I have been engaging conversations with someone that cannot go 10 minutes without another lie just flying out.
And he lies about really dumb stuff too like lying is just part of conversation with him.
Some people are scary.

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Size : 2.5-inches by 3.5-inches
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Do You Believe in Talking Snakes?

I think it’s no big secret I’m an atheist.
What you may not know is my circle of friends includes some very, let me stress VERY devoutly religious people and guess what? We don’t argue.
Never have and never will.
I have no issues with anyone believing whatever they want – none at all.
In fact, I’ll defend it.
I mind paying taxes while any entity claiming a religious exemption gets to skate away to the tune of 71 billion dollars a year in unpaid taxes because of religion.
I do find it amazing that rational, intelligent adults think it’s okay to teach children in school that a talking snake caused the fall of man and that’s when animals began to eat meat.
And that’s where this piece came from.  #atheist #religion

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Size : 2.5-inches by 3.5-inches
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Do Not Have a Foot Fetish

I get a lot of orders from people that collect our art for specials they want to buy directly.
So I got an email from a guy that wanted 31 drawings of a feet and he had very specific colors for the toenails.
All I said was, “Cool, that’s a different foot for each day of the month.”
This guy FREAKS out on me and calls me on Skype and starts yelling, “I DO NOT HAVE A FOOT FETISH!!!!!!!!!!”
After 30 minutes of yelling about his non-existent foot fetish – he chilled out and I asked him if he still wanted his artworks.
Yes, yes he did.

Size : 2.5-inches by 3.5-inches
mixed media Artist Trading Card 🙂

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