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  • You Will Obey Me In a Pig’s Eye…. Improved Photo

    Skinney and I were watching this television show where this woman was living a very submissive marriage role. I mean her husband had it made as far as he was concerned. She wasn’t even allowed to eat with him and the children at the table because women weren’t equal to men and the son’s repeated what their father thought. Just wow.
    I imagined a different marriage where she was told she would obey and she rolled her eyes and kinda went pffffttttttttttt hahahahahaha in his face. 😀


    Size : 6.5-inches by 4.25-inches
    Ink, watercolor on antique photo from the 1900-1920s
    the story of what inspired this piece will be sent with your artwork
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  • The Story of the BBWs that Dance to Keep the Motion in the Ocean

    This piece was too big to put on my scanner and my camera was just sucking and washing out the colors.  Skinney offered to throw my camera at the wall because he’s good like that, but I did a little video instead 🙂

    This is a video description of a 10-inch by 13-inch watercolor of 3 bbw divas dancing on the ocean shore.

    Many people believe the moon controls the waves of the ocean.
    Not true!
    Did you know it’s three blue goddesses that come to dance on the shore with their seaweed hair waving in the ocean breeze.
    They dance for the moon and make her smile.
    They stomp and wiggle and they dance to a tune only they can hear – I’m pretty sure it’s techno and they keep the motion of the ocean going in and out as it should.

    Size : 13-inches by 10-inches
    Ink, watercolor on 140lb cold pressed paper.



  • Hey You, Get Up and Feed Us Said the Cats at 5 Freakin’ 30 in the morning

    Here’s the story:
    Are you owned by a cat?
    We are.
    3 furry, pushy monsters who think early every morning at the crack of nothing they need food in their bowls right then.
    And they are relentless too with many years of honing their annoying to perfection.
    Of course we give in and spoil them rotten.
    Otherwise they’ll kick us out of the house.

    Size : 2.5-inches by 3.5-inches
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  • New ACEO Cards Avialable Today

    Good Morning and Hello!
    Before these go up on Ebay (after we make tortillas today) I wanted to give you a little preview of the fun of ACEO cards. 🙂

    Left to Right Top Row

    ►Mrs. Cockroach got a new dress.
    ► She Could only look down her nose at them – inspired by a real person I met who serious had her head back looking down at people at an event we were at, people of lesser means made her “uncomfortable”….
    ► Boss Pear runs the Fruit Bowl – inspired by a pear that got moldy and ruined other fruits in the bowl.
    ► Siamese Cat – because we love ’em.
    ► These boots are made for walkin’ (always loved that campy song).
    ► Really ugly doll – reminiscent of a doll someone made for me.
    #outsiderart #ooakart
    6-ACEO-Cards

  • Black Cat Finds Red Paint`

    This is to commemorate the time that our lovely black cat Noodle, went strolling in the red paint and on some drying paintings and then she decided to jump in the window and there were little paw prints everywhere.
    #cats #art

    I love doing Artist Trading Cards or ACEO’s (Art Cards, Editions and Originals) – you’ve been warned.

    Size : 2.5-inches by 3.5-inches
    mixed media Artist Trading Card 🙂
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    <— there are no green edges on this piece – i just can’t scan straight to save my life!

  • If He Changed the Locks, He’s Dead

    This is the story I imagined happened in this flash card….

    Crap I’m late…okay we had a fight and I left to clear my head
    .. oh crap is this the wrong key?
    Wait a minute, no it’s the right key.
    Hey, this looks like a new lock!~
    If he changed the locks, he’s dead.
    😀

    Size : 3.5-inches by 4.5-inches
    Ink, watercolor on antique flashcard from the 1940s

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  • Girls Don’t Take Apart Trucks. Yes, We Do.

    I found this sentence in a book for school counselors to discuss puberty with boys and girls and this particular paragraph was referring to how much easier girls are than boys to discuss this with – because girls don’t do butch things like take apart trucks – I beg to differ.
    😀

    Size : 3-inches by 2.5-inches
    acrylic paint on wood sealed under several layers of clear varnish

    To see this item and more = click the Ebay tab above.

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  • Not a Single One of These Apples are Poisoned. Really, They Aren’t

    None of these apples are poisoned. really why would you think that?
    No none of them, really just try one…. you can trust me.
    😀

    Size : 3.5-inches by 4.5-inches
    Ink, watercolor on antique flashcard from the 1940s

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  • Maggot Man watercolor on 140lb paper

    Some people act like maggots. 😀
    This was inspired by a priest I saw in the paper that had done some pretty rude things to children and he BLAMED the kids.

    Size : 3.5-inches by 5.5-inches
    Ink, watercolor on 140lb cold pressed paper.

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