Once upon a time there was a girl named Mona who was so rude and nasty that she got turned into a coffee cup.
True Story.
Size : 3.5-inches by 5.5-inches
Ink, watercolor on 140lb cold pressed paper.
My partner has a brain injury – now you’d never know it to look at him, he’s sharp as ever but sometimes just sometimes his brain injury takes over and says the RUDEST things in order to get along with someone with a brain injury you have to understand – it’s not them talking to you, it’s the brain injury.
Another cool aspect of brain injuries is they make the person that has completely uninterested in learning about their own condition – so it’s up to you.
I used to get really upset but then I started reading books about brain injuries, and realized what the issue was.
So I can’t keep doing the same thing expecting a different outcome so I now say, “Tell your brain injury it’s being a jerk and I am not talking to it”.
And everything chills out 🙂
This is what I imagine that nasty little brain injury looks like:
He’s filled with rage and he’s got almost no ears so he can’t listen and you cannot reason with him.
He’s filled with molten venom and will say ANYTHING to be hateful and hurtful.
Fortunately I don’t see him too often anymore.
Size : 3.5-inches by 2.75-inches
Ink, watercolor on 140lb cold pressed paper.
Imagine a pasture with a lot of sheep, doing different things 🙂
These sheep are having a party!
Size : 9-inches by 12-inches
Ink, watercolor on 140lb cold pressed paper.
Previous paintings in the sheep series – currently over 50 have been done.
Catholic Schoolsheep Sheep Don’t Drink Be the Black Sheep Sheep are not Nurses
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Party in the Pasture
I actually liked this guy a lot – in fact he was on my wall for the past year.
Here he is – your mystery date!
And yes, he will make quiche for breakfast 😀
(does anyone remember that crappy game and errrrmahgawd that SONG?)
Size : 2.5-inches by 2.5-inches
Ink, watercolor on antique photo from the 1940s-1950’s _____________________________________________________________
Mystery Date Improved Photo Original Art Outsider Art Watercolor OOAK | eBay.
Til Death Do Us Part – 🙂
Marriage or not – it’s good to have a solid commitment
BONUS – my thumb smudged blue paint on the edge of this photo and you may implicate me in the crime of your choosing!
Size : 8.5-inches by 10.5-inches
Ink, watercolor on antique photo from the 1940’s
Til Death do US Part Original Painting Improved Photo Original Art Outsider 3AM | eBay.
One night, long ago, this ex-girlfriend of my partner’s showed up on our porch.
Just showed up at around midnight.
She was only wearing boots and a coat that kept falling open and thought we’d be freakin’ delighted to let her come in.
I just have this limit of one psychotic ex at a time in our lives and well, that position was taken at that time – there was just no room for her
So, we said “no, please go and buh-bye” and she threw a nuclear hissy fit on our porch, so we asked her to leave.
I can only hope she found pants.
Size : 9-inches by 12-inches
Ink, watercolor on 140lb cold pressed paper.
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Currently up for sale at Ebay 🙂
And so why couldn’t a cockroach feel sexy – from the way they invade apartments there’s no doubt cockroaches apparently bring the sexy – you know they lady cucarachas sport nighties from VS whenever they can.
So I was thinking, why couldn’t a cockroach feel sexy?
She’s currently for sale at Ebay and has 2 bids at the time of this posting and shipping is free 🙂